Posts Tagged ‘Spoof’


The Lost Skeleton Returns Again

July 23rd, 2010 | article by | 4 Comments »
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company: Bantam Street
year: 2009
runtime: 93′
director: Larry Blamire
cast: Frank Dietz, H. M. Wynant,
Brian Howe, Christine Romeo,
Kevin Quinn, Fay Masterson,
Robert Deveau, Daniel Roebuck,
Larry Blamire, Susan McConnell
writer: Larry Blamire
cinematography: Anthony J. Rickert-Epstein
music: John W. Morgan
and William T. Stromberg
Reviewed from a screener provided
by Shout! Factory, LLC.
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Plot: Two bands of adventurers, one good, one bad, and one including a man possessed by a living skull, head into the Valley of the Monsters on the hunt for Geranium, a rare element that will . . . something . . .

Writer, director and actor Larry Blamire has made something of a name for himself in cult film circles for his low budget send-ups of the B-grade science fiction of old, and is best known for the prequel to this film – 2004’s The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. Picked up and released through Sony Pictures, The Lost Skeleton… proved pretty successful for a no-bugdet niche production with limited appeal beyond its target audience of bad cinema aficionados. A sequel seemed inevitable and, after the similarly themed 2007 effort Trail of the Screaming Forehead, the inevitable came to pass.

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For Your Height Only

June 28th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a. FOR Y’UR HEIGHT ONLY
Liliw Productions [1981] 87′
country: Philippines
director: Eddie Nicart
cast: Weng Weng, Yehlen Catral,
cast: Carmi Martin, Anna Marie Gutierrez
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“The forces of good are our sworn enemy.  They must be exterminated – and I mean lethally!”

Eminent scientist Dr. Von Kohler is visiting Manila when he is kidnapped by the good-hating forces of the enigmatic Mr. Giant, who prefers to contact people through mirrors backed with decorative lights that flash when he speaks.  Mr. Giant’s plans are diabolical – he intends to take the formula for the new [and rather hilariously named] N-bomb from Dr. Von Kohler and use the weapon to conquer the world!

The only person who can possibly stand up to him is the pint-sized Agent 00 [Weng, who is often called by name here], master of martial arts, gun play, and romancing.  As soon as he’s finished helping hottie Lola get rid of her organized crime problem by killing local drug lord Columbus, Agent 00 is put on the job of finding Dr. Von Kohler.  After using his new pair X-ray sunglasses to take a peak at a pair of secretaries au natural, getting into a gun fight on a Ferris wheel, and nearly being poisoned, 00 finally gets a tip from the female agent operating within Mr. Giant’s crime syndicate and is led right into one of his drug operations [a bakery that definitely puts the white in white bread].  00 puts a stop to it, and the first of many thorns in Mr. Giant’s side.

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