Year: 1983 Company: Beatrice Film / Imp. Ex. Ci. Nice Runtime: 96′
Director: Bruno Mattei Writers: Bruno Mattei, Claudio Fragasso, Herve Piccini
Cinematography: Franco Delli Colli Music: Luigi Ceccarelli Cast: Ottavio Dell’Acqua, Geretta Geretta,
Massimo Vanni, Gianni Franco, Ann-Gisel Glass, Jean-Christophe Bretigniere, Fausto Lombardi, Henry Luciani
Available on DVD from Blue Underground. Product link: Amazon.com
A bunch of post-apocalyptic assholes with names like Duke and Taurus stumble into a secret research station decades after the third world war has brought an end to civilization. Finding no people but plenty of supplies, our intrepid survivors decide to stay the night, only to find themselves trapped by an ever-growing horde of super-intelligent flesh-hungry rats.
This is a monumentally stupid film about monumentally stupid people who do monumentally stupid things and, as a result, die monumentally stupid deaths at the teeny-tiny teeth and claws of superhuman uber-rats. So monumentally stupid is this film and the events that transpire within it that I found myself to have been quite liberally drooling on myself by the time the end credits rolled (no joke). Nothing like this has ever happened to me before, but the experience has left me thinking that a review bib might not be so bad an investment.






