Posts Tagged ‘Martial Arts’


Robo Vampire

March 21st, 2011 | article by | 2 Comments »
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Year: 1988   Company: Filmark International Ltd.   Runtime: 90′
Director: Charles Lee   Writers: William Palmer   Cinematography: Anthony Mang
Music: Alan Wilson   Cast: Robin Mackay, Nian Watts, Harry Miles, Joe Browne, Nick Norman,
George Tripos, David Borg, Diana Byrne, Alan Drury, Ernst Mausser, Sorapong Chatree
Available on OOP DVD from BCI / Eclipse. Product link: Amazon.com

Confession time.  I’ve been slacking off on my Wtf-Film duties as of late, content with letting the movies come to me by way of screeners or the odd pre-order.  That’s not to say that I haven’t covered some good stuff, with Phenomena and The Beyond arriving from Arrow Video or Shout! Factory’s latest MST3K box, but all of those properties fell right into my lap (or mailbox, rather).  The simple sad fact of the matter is that I’ve been lazy, satisfied to bask in the relative comfort of review discs while this site’s purpose fades into the ether.

Well no more, I say!  I long for that elusive high, the blissful intoxication of chancing upon a film of mind-altering strangeness.  It’s high time that the hunt was on again, and I’ll be damned if today’s find didn’t get the dopamine a-flowing.

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Bay Rong

February 3rd, 2011 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a.: Clash
Year: 2009    Runtime: 98′   Director: Johnny Nguyen
Writers: Johnny Nguyen    Cinematography: Dominic Pereira    Music: Christopher Wong and various long-dead Europeans
Cast: Thanh Van Ngo, Johnny Nguyen, Lam Minh Thang, Hoang Phuc Nguyen

Trinh (Thanh Van Ngo) has been working as an assassin and girl for every opportunity under the codename “Phoenix” for a shadowy gangster-type with connections in the grey areas between espionage and crime known as Black Dragon (Hoang Phuc Nguyen) since she was a teenager. Not that she ever had much of a choice in the matter. Black Dragon ”rescued” her out of slavery as a prostitute in Cambodia and made her what she is now. Plus, he is keeping Trinh’s daughter hidden away somewhere as a very convincing argument for the woman’s loyalty.

Still, her life is getting to Trinh, and she only wants out and start a less violent existence somewhere with her daughter. Black Dragon even seems willing to grant Trinh her wish, there are just a tiny handful of missions she has to finish for him first.

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Çöl – Turkish Jaws

June 15th, 2010 | article by | 1 Comment »
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company: Anit Film
and Kunt FIlm
year: 1983
runtime: 75′
director: Çetin Inanç
cast: Cüneyt Arkin, Emel Tümer,
Salih Kirmizi, Hüseyin Peyda,
Nejat Gürçen, Baykal Kent
writers: Çetin Inanç
and Cüneyt Arkin
cinematography: Sedat Ülker
music: Various . . . stolen
Not available on home video in the USA

You would be forgiven after a viewing of Çöl, the Turkish Jaws, for failing to grasp the tenuous connection between it and the American blockbuster it is purported to imitate.  The actual title of the film, which translates as ‘wasteland’ or ‘desert’, offers nothing in the way of commonality and the narrative never touches on either the existential horror or sea-faring adventure of Spielberg’s classic.  To be fair much of Çöl does take place on a boat, albeit of the very big and permanently docked variety, and it does recycle a few of the cues from the Jaws franchise.  There is even a shark, though its prominence within and importance to the narrative is far from what many will suspect.

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The Devil’s Express

March 5th, 2010 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a. Gang Wars
company: Mahler Films
year: 1976
runtime: 82′
country: United States
director: Barry Rosen
cast: Warhawk Tanzania, Wilfredo Roldan,
Larry Fleishman
writers: Niki Patton, CeOtis Robinson
and Barry Rosen
cinematography: Paul Glickman
not on home video in the USA

Luke (awesomely named Warhawk Tanzania) leads a successful martial arts dojo in New York. Among his pupils are as diverse people as the white cop Sam as well as Rodan (probably not related to the kaiju, played by Wilfredo Roldan), the drug-dealing thug leader of a street gang called the Black Spades.

Luke seems to have become quite successful in the growth of his own martial arts as well, at least he has earned the honor to travel to China to attain a new rank by getting his ass kicked by an elderly master. Luke seems to have some hope for instilling a bit of spiritual growth in Rodan, so he takes him on his Chinese adventure.

After a bit of fighting and losing, the New Yorker only needs to do some meditation in the woods to level up to level nine. He chooses Rodan to protect his body while he’s doing the silent soul-searching stuff. Unfortunately, Rodan is easily bored, and instead of protecting his friend, he’s all too soon roaming through the woods until he finds a cave full of century old corpses. Unknown to the freshly awakened Luke, he also steals an amulet one of the dead wears around his neck.

Both men don’t realize that their indiscretion has awakened the amulet’s owner, who is annoyed enough to possess some poor random Chinese guy and stow away on the same ship to New York the martial artists take, obviously with bad intentions in mind.

Back in New York, Rodan steers his gang into a war with a Chinese gang called the Red Dragons, while the demon, although seemingly pining for the return of his amulet, moves into the subway system and starts to kill people.

At first, the police think the gang war and the subway murders are somehow connected, but Sam – who is quite bright for a cop in a blaxploitation movie – soon realizes that there must be more to the latter than meets the eye. He also tries to get Luke’s help in containing the gang situation, but the martial artist is of course too much in love with his own machismo and the evils of The Man to be of any help.


Luke is only getting active when the demon finally kills Rodan. At first, he tries to avenge his friend on the Red Dragons, but when a random wise old man explains to him who really killed his friend, he decides to catch himself a demon.

There’s not much that could be sounding more grindhouse than a combination of blaxploitation, American martial arts and horror flick, promising a very special sort of dubious movie nirvana. Of course, “sounding good” was often as far as films made for the grindhouse circuit came to the word “good” at all, so I went into watching The Devil’s Express with some reservations regarding its quality. I was positively surprised.

Sure, Barry Rosen’s film isn’t exactly what one would call a good film, but it takes the elements of the three (four, if you add the surprise visits in cop movie territory) genres it plunders with enough enthusiasm and earnestness to win my heart.

It’s certainly a film with its share of problems. The acting – with the exception of the guy (possibly Larry Fleishman) who plays the Italian-American cop with excellent clichéd gusto and a schizophrenic bag lady – is rather wooden, but carries with it the sort of authenticity you get by casting semi-professional actors and amateurs. And I can hardly blame Warhawk Tanzania for not being as awesome as his name.

Compared to even the most mediocre martial arts movies from Hong Kong or Taiwan, the fighting (I wouldn’t really speak of fightchoreography in this case) isn’t much good either, but are there any US martial arts films with good, or even just competent, fights? At least the fights aren’t lackluster, because everybody on screen is really trying to get into it like Bruce Lee, just without the required training.


The movie’s plotting isn’t much to gush about either. The script doesn’t even seem to be able to decide who its protagonist is – Luke? Sam? both? – and therefore jumps merrily back and forth without developing much momentum.

Additionally, the film’s running time is padded out by random inserts of not exactly important scenes. However, in this film the padding is where the fun lies, since here “padding” doesn’t mean the usual travelogue footage or scenes and scenes of people explaining the plot to each other, but wondrous moments of exploitative art. Sudden bouts of grindhouse social realism (the things that just happen to land on camera when you film outside in a big city without a permit), an utterly random love montage between Luke and a nameless woman, a kung fu fighting waitress, or the rambly monologueing of a bag lady unite to become something quite special.

In these moments, The Devil’s Express isn’t so much a cheap shot at making money by haphazardly throwing a movie together, but a near-magical evocation of a particular place at a particular time. This is something you couldn’t get in a more carefully constructed picture that (understandably enough) would need to keep out all the randomness Rosen’s film (probably unconsciously) embraces. Of course, not too many low budget films of this type manage to incorporate as many of these moments of magic/unconscious art as this one does.

I also have to stress that some scenes belonging to the film’s main plot line are pretty great, too. The scenes in “China” are very creatively realized, and while you’d never believe them to take place in China, Rosen gives them a very different feel from the city scenes. I think it is the quality of the light that’s mainly accountable for that effect.

First and foremost, The Devil’s Express is an extremely fun movie. I can take a lot of delight in a film that goes out of its way to keep the promises of fun it makes, even if it is a little sloppy, a bit cheap and very silly, so I felt right at home with it.

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The Iron Man

January 18th, 2010 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a. Tie Han
company: Lee Ming Film Company
year: 1974
runtime: 86′
countries: Taiwan
director: Cheung Yat-Woo
cast: Jimmy Wang Yu, Lung Fei,
Cheung Lee-Man, Sit Hon,
Chow Chung-Lim, Han Chiang,
Yu Chung-Chiu, Tsai Hung
writer: Cheung Yat-Woo
action director: Leung Siu-Chung
cinematographer: Chen Yu-Pu
original music: Chow Leung
not on home video in the USA*

Plot: Chin (Wang Yu), whose family was killed and left hand cut off by brutal Japanese general Fang Woo (Lung Fei) during the occupation of China in World War II, travels to Japan to seek revenge.


The Iron Man was an odd film for action star and Wtf-Film favorite Jimmy Wang Yu, here looking to move beyond his popular one-armed personas (as seen in the Shaw Brothers One Armed Swordsman efforts and the independently produced One Armed Boxer) while retaining his popular underdog hero image.  The result was a compromise that offered Wang Yu’s character of surmountable disability while allowing him to remain bodily intact, more or less.  Whether or not The Iron Man was any sort of popular success is beyond me (Wang Yu would return to one-armed-dom with the inimitable Master of the Flying Guillotine just two years later), but that doesn’t much matter in retrospect.

What does matter is whether or not The Iron Man is worth watching, and the answer to that is a whole fistful of yes!

Things begin with a fine sepia toned flashback in which young Chin and his family are brutalized by a mean Japanese general after two family friends turn traitor and rat Chin’s father out as a member of the Chinese resistance.  General Fang Woo is none too pleased to find out about this, and takes to shooting, raping, and maiming his way through the family.  Once all is said and done only young Chin is left standing, a bloody stump in the place of his left hand.  The child survives and trains in the martial arts (a sequence that takes up all of two shots that play behind the opening credits, which amusingly list the star as Jimmy Wong Yu) then travels to Japan to give the baddies their just and appropriately violent deserves.


The basic plot for The Iron Man is a reversal of that of Knight Errant the year before, with Wang Yu taking over the place of the child wronged and out for revenge.  The one-handed element of the story acts as a springboard for Wang Yu’s noble revenge more than anything else, as he spends the rest of the film with a prosthetic replacement in a black glove.  It’s easy to forget he ever lost his hand at all (especially when the prosthesis unexpectedly moves!).  The plot point only arises again when the time inevitably comes for Wang Yu to reveal his identity to his nemesis Fang Woo.

Fang Woo himself is a cookie-cutter villain for those familiar with the Wang Yu universe – a back-stabbing and cruel Japanese man with a secret weapon (poison darts shot from a cigar holder in this case) and seemingly endless droves of minions at his disposal.  This is another in the long history of Chinese films in which a resentment of the Japanese is espoused and explicitly linked to the atrocities of World War II – it doesn’t take a huge stretch of the imagination to link the rape, murder, and dismemberment of the opening flashback to the horrors of Nanking.

What’s really interesting about The Iron Man, as far as post WWII Chinese-Japanese relations are concerned, is what it does with the concept.  Wang Yu’s tracking down of Fang Woo leads him to an unlikely romantic entanglement with a young Japanese woman (whom Fang Woo, naturally, demands to have as his own), an entanglement Wang Yu refuses to accept for much of the film (“I hate all Japanese!”).  But Wang Yu’s character grows as the film progresses, and comes to realize that not all of the Japanese were responsible for his personal ills.  The young woman with whom he involves himself could very well be seen as an embodiment of the peaceful Japanese society that emerged out of the ashes of the last world war, one far removed from the militant imperialism of the past generation.

This is far more thoughtfulness than I’m accustomed to in a low budget martial arts effort, but rest assured that The Iron Man knows that it’s an action picture first and foremost.  There’s no shortage of hand to hand combat here (none of the minions in these films seem allowed to own firearms), and its of a higher caliber than one generally expects from a lower rung Wang Yu effort.  Action director Leung Siu-Chung (The One-Armed Magic Nun) keeps the choreography smooth and professional even as those lovable old-school foley effects threaten to spoil the illusion.


While Cheung Yat-Woo (The Thunderbolt Fists) is credited as both writer and director, it’s obvious from the start that Wang Yu himself was in control of most aspects of the production.  As such, similarities between The Iron Man and Wang Yu’s other work are plentiful, including primary-colored expositional flashback bits just like those on display in the later Master of the Flying Guillotine.  Wang Yu took great care in his work, wisely realizing that he wasn’t just selling his films to the public, but himself as well.  Though he worked with any number of producers, writers, and directors in his prolific post-Shaw Brothers career he managed to maintain a consistent level of quality through it all.

A big part of that consistency lies with the actors Wang Yu worked with so frequently.  Lung Fei (Master of the Flying Guillotine, Savage Killers, Knight Errant) is on board, once again playing the villain.  Sit Hon (Master of the Flying Guillotine, Knight Errant) gets a bigger role than is the norm, playing a gambling-addicted brother who nearly ruins the life of Wang Yu’s love interest before taking a noble turn.  Tsai Hung (The One Armed Boxer, Knight Errant, Tsu Hong Wu) is present as well, here playing one of Wang Yu’s father’s traitorous friends.  Familiar faces are a big part of the appeal of these films for me, and reviewing a Wang Yu picture feels more like spending an afternoon with old friends than work.

Of course, a Wang Yu film wouldn’t be worthy of its namesake without the trademark ridiculousness the man is known for, and The Iron Man has plenty to spare.  The highlight has to be the battle between hero Chin and a gang of motorcyclists who appear out of nowhere to aid Fang Woo during the final confrontation.  Other notable moments include Chin’s knife-edge exposé of a cheating casino boss and the sneaky murder plot of Chin’s love interest’s blind sister.  There’s a raunchy edge to the proceedings as well.  It’s the first Wang Yu film I’ve seen that can list bare breasts (brief as their revelation may be) among its assets, though viewers will have to contend with some uncomfortable close-ups of Sit Hon’s sex-face to see them.

It’s a pity The Iron Man isn’t better known or more readily available, but that’s just the nature of the beast.  The Iron Man is out there, even if it takes a little work to track it down, and well worth the effort it may take to see it.  Highly recommended.

* Not that I can tell, at least.  This release of a film of the same title on Amazon.com seems to be for something else entirely, Young Hero of Shaolin II under the Iron Man title, though the Amazon details obviously originate with the Wang Yu film.  The only official home video release of the film anywhere that I’m aware of is from Hong Kong outfit Ocean Shores Video, which is long out of print but crops up on eBay from time to time.





Miragemen

August 28th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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Mandrill Films [2007] 90′
country: Chile
director: Ernesto Diaz Espinoza

cast: Marko Zaror, Maria Elena Swett,
Ariel Mateluna, Mauricio Pesutic

When he and his brother were young, Maco’s (Marko Zaror) parents were killed in a robbery. Maco now works as the bouncer of a slightly classier strip club, but the death of his parents hasn’t left him with much of a life – he’s honing his martial arts skills alone in his nearly empty cellar hole of an apartment and is obsessed with physical fitness, and that’s all he has in life. He certainly has neither friends nor lovers.

Maco is still less hurt than his brother who lives in a mental institution, traumatized and depressed and unable to even leave his room.

One night on his way to work, Maco witnesses a robbery. He kicks the perpetrators’ asses, donning the mask he takes from one of them for no reason he himself could explain, rescues their victims and flees. One of the victims (Maria Elena Swett) is a TV reporter and on the next evening news, Maco finds himself styled as a masked vigilante hero.

His brother sees the news too, and the newly made hero seems to help him to get in contact with reality again. With a motivator this strong, Maco really doesn’t have much of a choice. He buys himself a reasonably silly outfit and tries to become the masked vigilante his brother dreams of.

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At first, his exploits aren’t always dignified, but everything goes reasonably well. Things change for him with rising popularity, though, and soon he has to cope with the dark side of the vigilante business – a media circus that wants to use him and eat him up, criminal enemies who are more dangerous than your typical street thug and the simple fact that Maco himself is not made of steel nor a millionaire playboy.

Mirageman demonstrates admirably that you don’t need Hollywood blockbuster money to create a good superhero movie. Director/writer Ernesto Diaz Espinoza and his star and martial arts and stunt expert Marko Zaror (who before made Kiltro, “the first South-American martial arts movie”, if I can believe what I read) take the whole masked vigilante thing down a to the street level and into something more aking to reality as we know it and ask the question how and why a physically normal man in modern Chile would go about being a hero of a sort. It’s probably as close to realism as you would want a film like it to be.

The film’s low budget aesthetic helps a lot to build this mood. Espinoza uses a lot of handheld camera (not to be misinterpreted as “shaky-cam”), while at least some of the film is obviously shot guerilla style on the streets, giving everything a gritty sheen which reminds every reviewer writing about the film – me included -  of 70s cinema, as does the third generation funky soundtrack. The colours are unfortunately very much of the yellow, blue and gray 2000s, but I’m willing to let this slide as one of the compromises people making movies without much money have to make to be able to produce something at all.

The first half of the film plays at least in parts for laughs, but it never overplays the humor in the way your typical spoof would do it. The film’s humor instead arises mostly from thinking the difficulties of things like costume changes in real life through and looking at them in a clever and dry sort of way without any need to fall back on meanness or slapstick.

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But Espinoza is also able to handle the darker and more tragic parts of his film well, shifting its mood from lightness to grimness in a fitting replica of the history of superhero comics. If one goes into the film only expecting sweetness and light and broken bones, one would probably be shocked by the big final battle.

There are also some very fine fights on display which Espinoza decides to show instead of hiding everything in them away by way of fast cutting and stupid camera effects. It does of course help that Zaror is an actual martial artist who is able to perform authentically enough looking fights without problems. To my surprise, Zaror shows himself also to be quite a decent actor, able to sell the psychological scars of his character well enough.

Of course there are flaws – the film’s pacing is a little jagged and not every element and character is as clearly or logically developed as our hero and his brother. I found the deus ex machina character who helps Maco a few times especially clumsily inserted.

Still, its healthy mixture of believability and playfulness, comedy and tragedy is what makes Mirageman so satisfying. It’s the great little superhero movie that could, even though too few people know about it.

For more bizarre movie goodness, be sure
to visit Denis’ excellent review blog The Horror!?