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Heroic Trio

October 21st, 2011 | article by | No Comments »
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Year: 1993  Runtime: 84′  Director: Johnnie To
Writer: Sandy Shaw Lai-King   Cinematography: Tom Lau Moon-Tong, Poon Hang-Sang
Music: William Hu Wei-Li   Cast: Anita Mui, Michelle Yeoh, Maggie Cheung, Damian Lau, Anthony Wong

An invisible villain is stealing babies from their cribs and out of hospitals! The evildoer even mocks the police by announcing jis or her victims beforehand. Not even the son of Hong Kong’s chief of police is safe, as hard as the policeman responsible for the case, Inspector Lau (Damian Lau), is trying. Eventually, the local superheroine (Anita Mui) – depending on the version of your subtitles either called the copyright-endangered “The Wonder Woman” or the incredibly boring “Super Heroine” – takes an interest in the case, which might or might not have something to do with her being Lau’s wife Tung when she’s not fighting evil while wearing a mask. But alone, not even she is able to catch the invisible fiend.

Said fiend is a woman named Ching (Michelle Yeoh), using an experimental invisibility that is still in development created by a scientist she’s shacking up with. Ching is in the service of someone only known as Evil Master or Old Bastard (Yen Shi-Kwan). Evil Master is a person of dubious gender (so probably supposed to be a eunuch) with a most excellent plan: make one of the stolen babies – all of whom are astrologically destined to greatness – the emperor of China and turn the rest of them into his cannibal assassins. It’s quite obvious that Ching is conflicted about the whole baby stealing business, but years of brainwashing are difficult to get rid of.

Once the police chief’s baby has been stolen, another costumed heroine appears. Chat aka The Thief Catcher aka Seventh Chan is more of a bounty hunter than Wonder Woman is, preferably – though not exclusively – working for money. Chat is also an escapee of the Old Bastard’s assassin program, and an old friend of Ching’s, who once let her friend live when Evil Master told her to kill Chat.

As a heroine, Chat is of the rather reckless sort, prepared to pull stupid stunts like kidnapping a baby herself to provoke the invisible baby stealer into action. That’s the sort of plan that in a Hong Kong movie has a good chance to end with a dead baby, which it does. However, this does at least bring Chat into contact with Tung and lets the bounty hunter realize who is stealing all the babies and why. Eventually – but not before it is revealed that Tung and Ching have a common past too – the three women will throw their lots in with each other and give the Old Bastard what he’s got coming.

  
  
  

Before Johnnie To had his own production house, he was working as a director for hire like just about anyone else in Hong Kong’s industry. Most of his films of this period don’t show as much of the hand of their auteur as we are accustomed from him now, and are instead realized in the directorial style of the minute in Hong Kong, making them decidedly professional and strangely impersonal affairs.

Nonetheless, some of To’s movies of that time period are pretty great movies, or are even, as is the case with Heroic Trio, minor classics of their kind. Heroic Trio might be an impersonal effort by the standards of its director, but it is also action directed by the great Ching Siu-Tung, and perfectly adapts nearly everything that is great about early 90s wire fu movies to the superhero genre that wasn’t exactly filled with great movies at a point in time when Tim Burton’s Batman movies seemed to be as good as superheroes could get on film.

The wire fu film’s combination of the insane, the bizarrely violent, the poesy of bodies in motion, the slapstick-y and the melodramatic always had clear parallels to what’s great about the superhero genre (one could even argue that wuxia heroes are old-timey superheroes with swords), so making a wire fu superhero movie seems like an obvious direction to take the genre in.

Of course, obvious directions don’t always lead to watchable films. In Heroic Trio‘s case, though, they do. Even though you can criticize To’s direction as being strictly inside the parameters of early 90s wire fu, with all the Dutch angles, wobbly zooms and dramatic slow motion shots that implies, one would have to be a soulless monster not to enjoy this style of filmmaking, especially when the action sequences between the scenes of melodramatic slo-mo crying are choreographed by someone like Ching who knows how to let non-martial artists like Anita Mui and Maggie Cheung look more or less convincing in a fight, or at least as convincing as is necessary in this sort of film. Michelle Yeoh for her part doesn’t need anyone to let her look good in an action scene.

It’s also a true joy to watch a movie featuring three female superheroes where the heroines’ competence is never questioned by anyone. “But you’re a girl” is just not a sentence that belongs in a film coming from the wuxia tradition that is so rich in female heroes, so nobody ever utters it. On a slightly more superficial level, and one slightly less feminism-compatible one, seeing our competent heroines played by Mui, Yeoh and Cheung is the sort of experience that can distract a guy from a movie’s flaws quite well.

Truth be told, I’m not even sure I should even call Heroic Trio‘s problems flaws at all. Perhaps, interpreting them as simple markers of their place and time would be much fairer, especially given how much more enjoyable they make the movie at hand. How, after all, can I resist a script that turns a decidedly simple basic plot into a more or less labyrinthine construction of flashbacks, side plots and contrived connections between characters? And how could I not approve of a superhero movie actually willing to kill a baby, even if it’s only to give Mui the opportunity to cry some very decorative tears? And how could I not enjoy Heroic Trio‘s sudden, generous, bursts of ridiculous, awesome nonsense like Anthony Wong (playing the original cannibal assassin) munching on his own cut off finger, or the great moment in the film’s finale when the Big Bad has been reduced to a skeleton and decides to ride Yeoh’s body like a bony puppeteer? How not to love a film morally dubious enough to throw in a scene of one of its heroines mercy-killing a bunch of cannibal toddlers for no good reason at all?

If Heroic Trio is one thing, it truly is the embodiment of the whole of Hong Kong wire fu filmmaking 1993.

 

The Horror!? is a weekly cult cinema column by Denis Klotz, an aficionado of the obscure and operator of the film blog of the same name.


Zombie Rival – The Super Ninja Master

August 15th, 2011 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a. Zombie vs. Ninja / Zombie Rivals / Zombie Rival / Zombie Rival – The Super Master
Year:
1988   Company: IFD Films and Arts Limited   Runtime: 88′
Director: Godfrey Ho   Writers: AAV Creative Center, Godfrey Ho    Cinematography: Raymond Chang
Music: Stephen Tsang   Cast: Pierre Kirby, Dewey Bosworth, Thomas Hartham, Patrick Frzebar, Elton Chong,
Mike Wong-Lung, Jin Nu-Ri, Guk Ching-Woon, Kim Wuk, Cheung Chit, Kim Wong-Cheol, Park Wan-Su
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First things first – I’ve absolutely no idea what this little nugget of white-ninja mayhem is supposed to be called, and a quick Google search reveals that it has no fewer than five titles in English alone!  Even the IFD Films and Arts-produced English trailer appears confused, showing one title while the narrator reads another.  It seems pertinent to note that none of the five titles I found are terribly accurate, from the relatively straight-forward Zombie vs. Ninja on up.  As such I’ll be referring to the film by my favorite of the five, which also happens to be the most convoluted and nonsensical: Zombie Rival – The Super Ninja Master.

Never let it be said that Joseph Lai and Godfrey Ho couldn’t come up with a good title (or five) when pressed for them.  Good films, however, seem to have been another matter entirely…

Zombie Rival – The Super Ninja Master follows squarely in the footsteps of other Lai and Ho spectacles, and presents viewers with a more or less passable import feature that’s been cut to match a new story (in this case one written by the dubbing company!) and framed with all-new Ho-directed material starring an all-white cast.  In this case the results are particularly dubious but no less enjoyable for the trouble, with ‘stars’ Pierre Kirby and Dewey Bosworth (of Thunder of Gigantic Serpent fame) looking well out of place in their shiny off-the-shelf fighting regalia and matching ninja head bands.  Remember kids, real ninjas wear head gear that says ninja.

"I think his name is Duncan... something..."

At its heart Zombie Rival – The Super Ninja Master is actually a fanciful South Korean martial arts comedy from 1983, The Undertaker From Sohwa Province, a film that unfortunately appears unavailable in its original condition (VHS and DVD releases under the title Gravedigger are reportedly sourced from the ZRTSNM edit, and lose the hilarious white-guys but retain the awful English dialogue track that refers to them).  The story for Undertaker follows a predictable arc, with an impetuous youngster witnessing the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu baddies, then hooking up with a secret martial arts master so that he might learn the tricks of the trade and seek glorious kung-fu vengeance.

Though the story of The Undertaker From Sohwa Province will sound broadly familiar, the difference is really in the details.  The requisite kung-fu master is the eponymous undertaker, a scabby buck-toothed parody who raises the dead just for kicks and relishes nothing more than tormenting his young underling Ethan (that’s IFD Film and Arts’ name for him, not mine – he’s played affably by South Korean genre star Elton Chong).  Through the undertaker’s bizarre tactics Ethan somehow learns a fighting style that looks like the martial arts equivalent of dancing the robot.  If that’s what digging holes and carrying around coffins full of rocks all day can net you, then count me in!  It is in this source film that the only supernatural elements of Zombie Rival – The Super Ninja Master are found, as the undertaker’s underling does practice combat with a variety of living corpses.  Peripheral characters also display unnatural abilities, as in the case of a female baddie who seems capable of disappearing at will.

There’s a lot of legitimate bemusement to be had with Undertaker‘s light-hearted material, which features Ethan sledding through a wintry forest on a coffin among other things.  The same cannot be said of the frequently profane post-dubbing applied by Lai associate ADDA Audio and Visual limited (who helped Joseph Lai bring knock-off pan-Asian animations like Raiders of Galaxy to English audiences), which is heaps of fun for all the wrong reasons.  I can’t imagine that there were more than a handful of personnel working the voice side of Zombie Rival – The Super Ninja Master, but they get away with a range of improbable characterizations, from the shrill, squeaky undertaker to the arch and dramatic father of his pupil.  Adding to the hilarity are the highly inappropriate English names forced upon the characters – in addition to Ethan there are Bobby, Bert, Ira, Mason, Duncan and so on.

  
  
  

The competent (if incompetently presented) Undertaker is interrupted early and often by the new white-centric dramatics of Godfrey Ho.  The writing for these sequences fairs about as well as for the other dubbed material, often beginning mid-conversation (“…so that’s the plan”) and continuing on into dull and ambiguous pontificating about stolen gold and positions of power.  All of it would be quite drab and forgettable were it not being performed with such earnest by middle-aged white men running around the woods in cheap Halloween costumes.  Ho attempts, if only lazily, to intersect his new story with that of the appropriated footage, but the results are awful at best, with Pierre Kirby and Dewey Bosworth speaking to characters obviously in other locations entirely.

When it comes to action Ho is a bit better equipped, even if the results are less than stellar.  Ho coaxes Kirby, Bosworth, and a larger cast of unrecognizable Caucasians into a slew of lightning-paced action sequences that have katanas clashing and men leaping about with maddening frequency.  It reminded fondly of the psychotic action direction seen in the Turkish exploitation of old, trampolines and all, and I wasn’t bothered in the least when Kirby was replaced mid-shot by a foot-shorter stunt double in an awful floppy wig.

Truth be told, I was at a complete loss for what to say about Zombie Rival – The Super Ninja Master until just this point, and now I think I’ve said more than enough.  There’s no arguing that it’s an immensely stupid, terrible film, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoyed every minute of it.  Between this and the indescribable Robo Vampire I feel I’m quickly becoming one of the Ho faithful, and open to whatever dreadful implications that might imply.  Your mileage may vary, but if you only see one “bad white actors pretending to be ninjas” film this year it may as well be this one.

This review needed more Pierre Kirby. I make no apologies.

in conclusion
Film: Yeah, about that…
Final Thoughts: This is another martial arts pastiche of remarkable stupidity, but with Godfrey Ho involved we should expect nothing less.  I loved it, but may not be of sound mind.


Knight Errant

January 11th, 2010 | article by | No Comments »
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postera.k.a. Ying Xiong Ben Se
company: First Films
year: 1973
runtime: 89′
country: Taiwan
director: Ting Shan-Hsi
cast: Jimmy Wang Yu, Yasuaki Kurata,
Lung Fei, Shan Mao, Got Siu-Bo,
Eddy Ko Hung, Ngai So, Tse Gam-Guk,
Sit Hon, Blacky Ko Sau-Leung,
Cheung Yee-Kwai, Ng Tung-Kiu
writer: Ting Shan-Hsi
cinematographer: Chi Bun Lin
original music: Fu Liang Chou
disc company: Pathfinder Pictures
release date: May 3, 2005
retail price: $14.98
disc details: Region 1 / NTSC / single layer
video: interlaced / 2.35:1 / anamorphic
audio: Dolby Digital 2.0 (English, Mandarin)
subtitles: English
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Plot: Taxi driver Lin Huo-Shan (Jimmy Wang Yu) must defend his family after the three sons of a dead captain in the former Japanese Imperial Army arrive in Taiwan with revenge on their minds.

Everything I needed to know about this low budget brawler I learned from its German theatrical trailer.  Firstly, the ever inventive German film distributors opted to re-title the picture Wang Yu – Der Karatebomber (I’m not sure what the hell karatebombs are, but put them in the title of a movie and I’m there).  Secondly, the trailer prominently features hand to hand combat between star Jimmy Wang Yu and a short old Japanese woman, combat that appears to culminate with Wang Yu running the woman over with a car.

A film that promises both karatebombs and wanton vehicular violence against elderly people?  Needless to say this reviewer had to see it.

Out on domestic DVD from Pathfinder Pictures (stateside distributors of Wang Yu’s cult hit Master of the Flying Guillotine), the film’s English release title of Knight Errant isn’t nearly so exciting, but no matter.  This little exploitationer still packs plenty of well choreographed punch.  The promised battle between Wang Yu and an elderly Japanese woman is here to be relished and is, if anything, even more amusingly absurd than the trailer for the film might indicate, but more on that later.

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From a narrative standpoint, Knight Errant is pretty standard genre fare, though its contemporary setting is a bit unusual for the time (Bruce Lee’s The Big Boss and Enter the Dragon went a long way towards popularizing non-period action).  The script by frequent Wang Yu collaborator and director Tsing Shan-Hsi (Fast Fists, The Executioner) begins with a revenge plot similar to that of the later Master of the Flying Guillotine, showing a trio of brothers wronged training to assassinate their sworn enemy, Lin Ming Chung (Ngai So).  During the war Ming Chung had helped a Japanese prisoner to escape, leading to the humiliation and eventual suicide of the three brothers’ father and mother.  Training the brothers is the nameless Lady with the Iron Fist, a brutal elderly Japanese woman whose connection to the family is unclear.

Balancing the tables on the other side is Taiwanese cabbie Lin Huo-Shan (Wang Yu), the well meaning street fighting son of Lin Ming Chung.  Huo-Shan’s sister Yueh Feng is blind and in need of a corrective operation, but the young man’s preponderance for street brawls (noble though they may be) is sucking the family’s savings dry.  Complicating matters is the arrival of the three brothers in town.  They beat Huo-Shan’s father and cousin senseless, leaving Huo-Shan no option but to take the law into his own hands and put an end to both the trio and their master.

Knight Errant‘s dramatics are of the sort parodied far and wide in the Western world.  Performances are full of hand gestures and intense facial expressions while the family dynamic at the center of the story is calculated to no so much tug as yank at the heart strings of the audience.  The lines between good and bad are clearly drawn, and any potentially questionable action on the part of the good guys (like running an old woman down with a car, for example) is rendered acceptable simply by virtue of their presumed goodness.

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Common for the time, the villains of Knight Errant are Japanese, a reflection of tension between that country and the Chinese (be they in Taiwan, Hong Kong, or the mainland) resulting from the occupation and atrocities of the last World War.  Interestingly, the three brothers here are not so much beastly (the fanged Okinawan of The One Armed Boxer) or conniving (the knife-wielding Win Without a Knife Yakuma of Master of the Flying Guillotine) as they are completely and utterly incompetent.  The bulk of their training consists of repeated humiliation at the hands of the Lady with the Iron Fist, and their assassination mission in Taiwan goes spectacularly awry.  The Lin family escapes their efforts relatively unscathed, with Huo-Shan’s quadruple homicide passed off by the authorities as self defense.  Little sister Yueh Feng even gets her eye operation!

Of course Knight Errant‘s drama is secondary to its action set pieces, which are every bit as plentiful as one can hope for.  The film certainly establishes Huo-Shan’s reputation as a street fighter, engaging him in half a dozen epic brawls before the bad guys even arrive.  Combat with the three brothers is surprisingly limited in comparison, totalling only two (albeit lengthy) sequences – both taking place in a lumber mill.  For sheer absurdity Huo-Shan’s impromptu car attack on the Lady with the Iron Fist takes the prize.  The old woman proves startlingly resilient, surviving being run over not one but three times, and goes so far as to hop into Huo-Shan’s trunk so that she can leap out later and fight him again!

Knight Errant offers up a host of faces that will be familiar to those who have seen other Wang Yu films.  Two of the three brothers are played by Lung Fei (perhaps best known stateside for playing the villainous Lu Ting Chu in Savage Killers, which was later re-edited into Kung Pow: Enter the Fist and his character renamed Master “Betty” Pain) and Shan Mao (Taek Won Do fighter Chin Chi Yung in The One Armed Boxer).  The other is played by Yasuaki Kurata, a rising martial arts star in his own right.  Even Sit Hon (the tournament announcer in Master of the Flying Guillotine) makes an appearance, here playing a would-be thief put in his place by Huo-Shan early on.  Lady with the Iron Fist is herbalist, martial artist, and sometimes actor Tse Gam-Guk, who would star in the hilariously named Kung Fu Mama the same year.

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The 2005 DVD from Pathfinder Pictures is generally excellent, especially after their two so-so (and never the less recommended) handlings of the much more popular Master of the Flying Guillotine.  The transfer is of an international print with English titles and is presented in 16:9 enhanced 2.35:1.  The image suffers a bit from its interlacing, but still presents with reasonable color, contrast, and detail.  The only real complaint to be had is with the unrestored image, which shows varying degrees of damage (none of which particularly bothered this reviewer) throughout.  Audio is offered up in two dubs (Mandarin or English) in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo.  Both sound appropriately rough, replicating the low budget sound design of the production just fine.  Optional English subtitles are provided for the feature.

The disc sports a healthy little bunch of supplements, starting with a commentary track by Wade Major and Tim Cogshell of Boxoffice Magazine.  Next up is a brief interview (11′) with star Jimmy Wang Yu that appears to have been prepared for a Japanese release of the title.  A still image gallery, some text biographies / filmographies, and a faded English language theatrical trailer round out the disc.

I’m a long-time Jimmy Wang Yu fan, so it should come as no surprise that Knight Errant gets my approval.  The Pathfinder Pictures release is well produced and reasonably priced, making it an easy recommendation for those interested in the picture.  See it!

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Sea God and Ghosts

July 6th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a LONG WANG SAN TAI ZI
?? [1977] 87′
drector: Sing Yan Gam / Fu-wen Chung
cast: Chia Ling, Hsing Hsi,
cast: Chang Chi-ping, Hsi Wei Chen

Here’s something you don’t see every day – a Taiwanese martial arts and giant monster fantasy from the late 70′s, made in much the same vein as Poon Lui’s earlier and super-obscure YOUNG FLYING HERO and DEVIL FIGHTER.  The Hong Kong Movie Database suggests that the monster footage is recycled from the earlier fantasy effort TSU HONG WU from 1971, a fact I have no reason to dispute, and much of that same footage appears to have been culled for the later [and somewhat less obscure] FAIRY AND THE DEVIL as well.

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