company: Flora Film
year: 1988
runtime: 91′
country: Italy
director: Bruno Mattei
cast: Reb Brown, Catherine Hickland,
Mel Davidson, Max Laurel
writers: Rossella Drudi
and Claudio Fragasso
cinematography: Richard Grassetti
not on home video in the USA
A merry mercenary group working under the delightful moniker of BAM (as the film explains, this is an acronym for “Bad-ass motherfuckers”), is hired by shady government types to go on The Mission for them. Now you might ask yourself: “What’s this mission about?”. The film isn’t going to tell you. It is in fact withholding this information for its audience’s own good, or at least to spare you wasting too many brain cells, as The Mission will turn out to be not what our heroes believe it to be, so there surely is no need to bother your pretty little heads with it.
All members of BAM have manly codenames like Killzone, Blood, or Diddy Bopper, alas they very seldom use them when talking to each other. The only thing that’s important about them is that their leader is played by Reb Brown and that the rest of them might just as well be wearing red shirts instead of army fatigues. Reb ain’t too happy when he learns that the team is going to be accompanied by a man of the Man who just might be called Asshole or Fuck You (Mel Davison). But what can a Reb do when he’s already somewhere in Central America and on The Mission with his guys?
