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Ganjasaurus Rex

February 24th, 2010 | article by | 1 Comment »
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rating:
companies:
Prehistoric Productions
and Reel People Media
year: 1987
runtime: 88′
country: United States
director: Ursi Reynolds
cast: Paul Bassis, Dave Fresh,
Rosie Jones, Howard Phun,
Rich Abernathy, John Ivar,
Andy Barnett, Alex,
Stephen Brown, Diana Hahn
writers: Paul Bassis, Dan Gilweit,
Rosie Jones, Rick Cooper, Al Ceraulo,
Andy Barnett, Alex, Stephen Brown,
Jon Akselsen and Diana Hahn
videographer: Russel Dobson
music: Step One Studios, David Penalosa,
Rob Sadler, Andy Barnett, Mark John,
Rod Deal, Larry “Lazer” Murphy, Tree Spirit,
Tyce, Mike, Sean, Rich, Dan and Paul Bassis
special effects: marty Smitty
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Plot: A prehistoric monster terrorizes the California coast and the marijuana growers there, who have developed a new strain of cannabis the grows to be as large as a redwood tree.

Aside from an extensive selection of Sandy Frank-imported Japanese science fiction features and an Ed Wood Jr. skin flick, Rhino Video’s 1988 release of Ganjasaurus Rex is the only other VHS I clearly remember dwelling on Blockbuster’s paltry “Other” shelf.  Even to my young eyes it looked just too . . . well . . . bad . . . to be worth bothering with, so I never did.  Not, at least, until now.

The story, such as there is one, follows a handful of pot farmers looking to make it big with a new sequoia-sized strain of cannabis and the subsequent (farcical) attempts by the DEA to suppress their efforts.  Intruding upon things is the gargantuan Tyrannosaurus Herbivorous Ganjasaurus Rex, a misunderstood beast from the sea who seeks only to munch peacefully on the towering marijuana plants that dominated its prehistoric environment.  Compulsory scenes of monster mayhem ensue, with Ganjasaurus Rex sending the local California populace fleeing and the DEA rushing to an expert on the beast (one Professor Sprog) for help.

The box art for this one pretty much sums it up – cheap is the operative word.  Low-fi and low-tech, the project seems to be the confused brainchild of a few stoner musicians looking to sound off against the Reagan-era War on Drugs in the doofiest way possible, by having a pissed-off prehistoric monster rise up in reaction to Federal drug raids.  Some archival footage from a 1985 raid on a California pot grower is even used to beef up the creature’s first appearance.  The dinosaur menace (implicitly linked with Godzilla, which makes for a copyright joke at the end of things) is primarily accomplished through stop motion, at least in the argumentative sense of the term.  Mostly it looks like what it is: either a toy being jerked around in front of a blue screen or a larger head mock-up with a light bulb inside of it.  Impressive it certainly isn’t, though it is amusing from time to time.


Surprisingly enough, the writing here (credited to no fewer than ten people, including much of the cast) isn’t all that bad, and some is even funny as intended.  It’s obvious where the sympathies of the creators lie.  The DEA, local law enforcement, and anti-pot community activists (operating under the banner of “Operation C.A.M.P” . . . har har har) are presented as little more than buffoons, their dialogue full of Freudian slips (confusing “propaganda” and “press packets”, for instance).  The good-guys are peaceful and well-intentioned hippies with names like Cloud and Moss, who spend their days watching T.V., eating lentils, and being generally unproductive members of society.  The scientists are goofy, especially Professor Sprog, though we know they’re good too – they drink all-natural carrot juice while their DEA agent guest opts for Folger’s Crystals and Sweet ‘n Low.

There is some seriousness afoot when DEA agents descend on Moss and his girlfriend’s pad, confiscating their gargantuan potted pets (named Zelda and Wilma) at gunpoint.  Any comment on the use of extreme force is quickly lost in the farce, with the DEA agents, their supporters, and a gaggle of press representatives finding themselves quite taken with the smoking remnants of Moss’ pet trees.  The display also attracts one Ganjasaurus Rex, who goes on a brief rampage behind still photos of local buildings before settling down and taking a few tokes off the still smoldering pot-pyre.

Performances are expectedly mixed but, as was the case with the writing, not as bad as one might anticipate.  Much of the on-screen talent were local musicians, and at least they have something in the way of personality on their side.  The less said about the more technical aspects of the production the better.  The videography is mostly flat and static, and the live audio recording is ample for understanding dialogue but not much else.  One big positive is the music, which is quite good throughout.  I’d frankly be more interested in owning a copy of the soundtrack than the film itself.

I can’t bring myself to be too hard on this one, though I honestly don’t have that much to say about it either.  For a no-budget shot-on-video monster comedy it could certainly have been worse, even if some of it did leave me feeling rather sleepy-eyed.  Long OOP, Ganjasaurus Rex currently goes for anywhere between $50 and $1000 at online retailers, which seems excessive at both ends.  If you can find it cheap it may well be worth a watch, though those who skip on it certainly aren’t missing out on much.  Does ambivalence count as a recommendation?


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King Kong vs. Godzilla

January 29th, 2010 | article by | 4 Comments »
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part of the Goin’ Bananas B-movie roundtable:

rating:
companies:
Universal International
and Toho Company Ltd.
year: 1963
runtime: 91′
countries: United States / Japan
directors: Ishiro Honda
and Thomas Montgomery
cast: Michael Keith, Harry Holcombe,
James Yagi, Tadao Takashima,
Kenji Sahara, Ichiro Arishima,
Yu Fujiki, Jun Tazaki, Akihiko Hirata
writers: Paul Mason
and Bruce Howard
music: Peter Zinner (supervisor)
dvd company: Universal Studios Home Entertainment
release date: November 29, 2005
retail price: $14.98
details: Region 1 / NTSC / Single Layer
feature: progressive / 2.31:1 anamorphic
audio: Dolby Digital English (2.0 Mono)
subtitles: English SDH, Spanish, French
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Plot: A television executive has King Kong imported to Japan while Godzilla is simultaneously unleashed from his imprisonment in an iceberg.  The two march inexorably towards each other, leading to an epic final battle atop Mount Fuji.

Like all the earliest of Toho’s science fiction and fantasy films (Godzilla: King of the Monsters!, Gigantis the Fire Monster, Half Human, Varan the Unbelievable, The H-ManGorath, The Human Vapor, and The Last War in particular), King Kong vs. Godzilla was altered considerably for importation into the American market.  In this case co-producer John Beck, working from a treatment by an uncredited and unpaid Willis O’Brien, was given full reign over how Toho’s production would be presented in the States as part of his contract with the company.  The end result is a film almost entirely unique from the Japanese original, and one of the most altered Toho productions outside of Crown International’s treatment of Varan the Unbelievable.

In its original form King Kong vs. Godzilla is much less science fiction than comedy, a satire of television marketing.  Producer Beck was none too pleased with the light-hearted sensibilities of the picture and sought, with his version, to present audiences with the more traditional monster romp they were undoubtedly expecting.  His success in this regard was minimal, his efforts to improve things rendering King Kong vs. Godzilla an unintentional comedy rather than an overt one.

Taking a cue from Terry Morse’s financially successful redux of Godzilla: King of the Monsters! a few years earlier, Beck oriented his film around newly-shot sequences featuring news reporters in the United States (Michael Keith, The Worm Eaters) and Japan (James Yagi, of The Outer Limits episode The Hundred Years of the Dragon).  Neither Michael Keith or James Yagi had the star credentials of Raymond Burr, who had appeared as the villainous Lars Thorwald in Hitchcock’s Rear Window just two years before his turn as Steve Martin in Godzilla: King of the Monsters!.  More unfortunately, Beck’s integration of their sequences into the film proper is poor at best.  They play as little more than lengthy info-dumps between the Japanese footage and stop the pacing of the film cold.

Michael Keith plays UN reporter Eric Carter, who communicates with James Yagi’s Omura via stock inserts of the alien satellite from The Mysterians.  Beck must have been working under considerable financial limitation here, as the two sets the reporters occupy have all the depth and realism of a sub-par grade school shoebox diorama.  Each comes complete with a ‘television’, or rather a piecing together of cardboard slabs upon which crumpled monochrome prints of shots from the film are stuck.  It’s sad stuff, indeed, and a far cry from the comparably lavish production values of the rest of the picture.


Harry Holcombe (The Unsinkable Molly Brown, Billy Jack Goes to Washington, Empire of the Ants), the most accomplished of the American cast by a wide margin, appears as Dr. Arnold Johnson, who is perhaps the worst paleontologist in screen history.  Using a children’s picture book as a visual aid, Johnson explains to reporter Carter that the recently appeared Godzilla may well be a cross between a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a Stegosaurus while comparing his brain to a marble and recommending that electricity might be a viable offensive measure against him (given that he’s a reptile, as though his being anything else would make him any less susceptible to electrocution).  Yes, it is as dreadful as it sounds, though not entirely without its unintentional comic charm.

The English overdubbing of the Japanese footage isn’t nearly so bad as it could have been here, besting Columbia’s for the earlier Battle in Outer Space and a marked improvement over the endless narration found in Half Human or Gigantis the Fire Monster, though Beck’s attempts to play the film straight appear to have been lost in translation.  Television executive Mr. Tako (the wonderful Ichiro Arishima) still comes across as a daft madman and Furue (Yu Fujiki) still plays the bumbling sidekick to Sakurai’s (Tadao Takashima) straight man.  Furue provides one of the most memorable parts of the dubbed version, introducing a minor subplot about his corns and how they ache when monsters are afoot.  The dubbing even improves upon the original Japanese in one respect, making the American submarine crew sound less like the amateur actors they are.

Beck’s King Kong vs. Godzilla runs just 91 minutes, five minutes shy of the original running time, but I’d wager that no more than 75-80% of the original survived the editing process.  Lost is much of the early character development, replaced by Beck’s bricks of exposition.  Perhaps the biggest loss is in the soundtrack department, where Ifukube’s score (one of the very best of his career) is replaced with stock tracks from The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Monster that Challenged the World, and Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man, among others.  The stock tracks aren’t bad by any means, but their unconnected bundle of disparate themes can’t compare with the power of Ifukube’s work.


Thankfully, the majority of the monster footage remains intact, less a few shots here and there.  Reviews of the film in America more or less ignored the dramatic inadequacy of the film, focusing on the aptitude of the Japanese effects crew instead.  In this respect Beck’s King Kong vs. Godzilla still makes for an entertaining watch, in spite of its disparaging ineptitude in other areas.

Universal, who released the film domestically as Universal International in 1963, missed a grand opportunity to present a deluxe edition of this film when it chose to bring it to DVD in 2005, but such is the nature of the business.  Those looking for the uncut original will have to rely on Toho’s own expensive home video iterations, as this Universal Studios Home Entertainment DVD caters only to the American release version of the film.

King Kong vs. Godzilla is in a horrendous state of preservation in its native Japan, and Toho’s recent high definition restoration had to rely, in part, on an awful standard definition video master from the ’90s in order to account for footage in too sad a shape to be transferred.  Universal’s print is in comparatively excellent shape, with much of the footage lost in the Japanese restoration appearing nearly pristine here.  The 2.35:1 progressive and anamorphic widescreen transfer presents the film in its original aspect ratio for the first time on American shores and, save for some damage (dust and scratches), its a beauty.  Beck’s additions to the drama look even cheaper in the original scope, while Eiji Tsuburaya’s effects production shines.  Audio is English only Dolby Digital 2.0 monophonic, with optional English SDH, French, and Spanish subtitles available.

The single layer disc boasts absolutely nothing in the way of supplemental material, not even a trailer.  Still, the price is low (at least for the double bill with King Kong Escapes) and the quality of transfer high, making it worth the upgrade from the awful pan-and-scan Goodtimes releases that have been kicking around for the past decade plus.  Fans will certainly want to indulge.



More Toho on Blu-ray November 20th!

September 10th, 2009 | article by | 1 Comment »
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Toho continues to release their special effects films, recently restored in high definition, to Blu-ray in Japan [same Blu-ray region as the USA!].  November 20th will see the release of Shusuke Kaneko’s excellent millinium effort GODZILLA, MOTHRA, KING GHIDORAH – GIANT MONSTERS ALL OUT ATTACK, the 1984 return of the King of the Monsters, GODZILLA, and the dim-witted 1991 sequel GODZILLA VS. KING GHIDORAH.  More exciting than all three of those combined, from my perspective, is that Toho will be releasing their seminal disaster effort SUBMERSION OF JAPAN, directed by Shiro Moritani from the novel by Sakyo Komatsu with fantastic effects direction by Teruyoshi Nakano, on the same date.

On American shores, the soon-to-be-released Blu-ray of the original GODZILLA due out from Classic Media / Genius Products looks to be a real bust – high definition, to be sure, but soft, interlaced, and mastered from the same edited version of the film as the earlier two-disc DVD.  Those seriously interested in adding this to their collection in high def should think about Toho’s own Blu-ray, sourced from their reecently restored high definition master, or wait for a company like B.F.I. to release an English-friendly disc.



Monster Zero

June 26th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a. INVASION OF ASTRO MONSTER / GODZILLA VS. MONSTER ZERO / KAIJU DAISENSO
Toho Co. Ltd [1965] 96′
country: Japan
director: ISHIRO HONDA
cast: AKIRA TAKARADA, NICK ADAMS,
cast: AKIRA KUBO, KUMI MIZUNO

It’s confession time here at Wtf-Film. When I was growing up in the late 80′s and early 90′s I saw all of the regularly syndicated Godzilla films, be it MEGALON or GIGAN making their rounds on the local UHF or the UPA editions of TERROR OF MECHAGODZILLA and the film reviewed here today filling up time slots at TNT. As a youngster my quotient for wanton kaiju destruction seemed endless, but MONSTER ZERO tested it time and time again – I fell asleep more than my fair share of times while watching it, and can only claim to have seen it all the way through on a handful of occasions. More recently I had the opportunity to view it again, both via the ancient Simitar DVD release and the much newer Classic Media disc from last year – the results were, unfortunately, much the same.

Very recently, Toho, courtesy of the Japan Specialty Movie Channel, unveiled their brand new high definition restoration of this, as well as the other Godzilla films from 1954 to 1975 – effectively giving me an opportunity to make good and realize why this film proves to be the fan favorite it is, just in time for my first annual Kaiju Christmas Spectacular.

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Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla

June 26th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a. Gojira tai Mekagojira / Godzilla vs. The Cosmic Monster / Godzilla vs. The Bionic Monster
company: Toho Co. Ltd
year: 1974
runtime: 84′
director: Jun Fukuda
cast: Masaki Daimon, Kazuya Aoyama,
Goro Mutsumi, Shin Kishida,
Akihiko Hirata, Hiroshi Koizumi
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Today would have been the 86th birthday of director Jun Fukuda – a man who began his career as an assistant director at Toho Studios in 1949, where he would continue to work until 1977′s WAKUSAI DAISENSO [THE WAR IN SPACE]. Having proved his fantasy film muster with the excellent sci-fi / revenge shocker DENSO NINGEN, he would go on to direct all but two of the non-Honda directed entries in the original Godzilla series [all of which are favorites of this reviewer]. Fukuda died in early December of 2000, and while he produced films in any number of genres [from war to crime to to comedy] he is most fondly remembered for the numerous science fiction and fantasy efforts he helmed from 1966′s GODZILLA VS. THE SEA MONSTER onward.

It is in celebration of his life and career that I cover what is, inarguably*, the coolest entry in the entire Godzilla series. It’s been a personal favorite in the Wtf-Film household for years now, receiving airtime on an almost monthly basis on any of a number of formats.

“A monster will set fire to the city and trample on the people who try to run away!”

Few are around to take it seriously when a descendant of the ancient and royal Azumi family has a vision of monster-induced death, destruction, and mayhem – but construction chief Keisuke Shimizu [Daimon] and his brother Masahiko [Aoyama] are spooked. Adding to the mystery is a prophecy painted on the wall of a cave uncovered at Keisuke’s job site that foretells of ominous events leading to the rising of the monstrous protector of the Azumi’s, King Sesaa. Archaeologist Saeko [Tajima] and Keisuke’s uncle Professor Wagura [Koizumi] work to translate the prophecy, centering their research around a small statue of King Sesaa. Soon those ominous events appear to be happening, as a mountainous black cloud appears in the sky and earthquakes rattle the Japanese countryside. To make matters worse, thugs begin attacking Professor Wagura and company, attempting to steal the statue of King Sesaa for motivations that are unclear, while a mysterious cigarette smoking man [Shin Kishida] tails them for equally mysterious reasons.

“Space titanium? You mean it comes from outer space?”

Investigating his own pet mystery is Masahiko, who discovers an odd piece of metal while hunting around Okinawa’s Gyokusen cave. He takes his find to Professor Miyajima [Hirata], who identifies the strange find as nothing less than Space Titanium [after shooting lasers at it and other science stuff]. The mysteries of both Professor Wagura and Professor Miyajima are temporarily forgotten when Godzilla erupts from the side of a volcano and goes on a rampage through the countryside.

But something just doesn’t feel right about this Godzilla – aside from having a funky roar and discolored radioactive fire breath, he viciously attacks Angilas [a monster he allied with in 1968's DESTROY ALL MONSTERS and 1971's GODZILLA VS. GIGAN]. The confusion grows even deeper when, as the strange Godzilla attacks an oil refiner, a second Godzilla appears! As the two do battle, chunks of skin begin flying off of the first Godzilla, revealing glittering Space Titanium beneath – it turns out that the rampaging monster isn’t Godzilla at all, but an alien war machine called Mechagodzilla. The machine proves as formidable a foe to the real Godzilla as he does to Mechagodzilla, and the duo’s battle ends with both being effectively K.O.’d.

“I’m sure that Mechagodzilla is being remotely controlled by space men – the space metal is the evidence.”

The evil space people in control of Mechagodzilla waste no time in revealing themselves when Professor Miyajima and company begin poking their noses around their Gyokusen cave hideout – in fact, their cigar-smoking and martini-drinking leader Kuronuma [Mutsumi] wishes to hire Miyajima to fix Mechagodzilla. The offer turns out to be too good to be true – if he assists the aliens from the third planet of the black hole [how specifically ambiguous!] then they won’t murder his family and friends – and Miyajima accepts. With Mechagodzilla nearing combat readiness and Godzilla down for the count, Professor Wagura and his crew race against time to unlock the secret to awakening King Sesaa and save the world from being conquered by fantastically hip aliens!

GODZILLA VS. MECHAGODZILLA quite simply rocks – there are no two ways about it. Fukuda manages to transpose the unbridled fun and camp sensibilities of his previous two 1970′s Godzilla entries [GIGAN and MEGALON] to a higher tier production, resulting in a film with all the positive qualities of the previous two and none of the disappointing aspects of either. From the all-star cast [featuring regular Akihiko Hirata as well as Hiroshi Koizumi, returning to the series after a decade-long absence] to the pounding score by the exceptional Masaru Sato [a favorite of directors Akira Kurosawa and Kihachi Okamoto] and the explosive effects direction of Teruyoshi ‘I burned down a sound stage while making PROPHECIES OF NOSTRADAMUS’ Nakano, this is a fantastically fun film.

Following in the lengthy tradition of Toho Studios’ alien invaders and besting nearly all of their predecessors are those from the third planet of the black hole – a race of leisurely green ape-men disguised as human beings and dressed in shiny silver suits. Their totally-hip leader Kuronuma is easily the most relaxed alien invader in the history of cinema – contentedly smoking a cigar and taking sips from his favorite unearthly cocktail while going about the business of conquering a planet. Finding the idea of a standard invasion not nearly convoluted enough for their tastes, the black hole aliens decide to put all of their eggs in one basket with a high risk, high gain go-for-broke plan to destroy civilization with a hugely complex mechanized version of Godzilla, whom they promptly disguise as the real Godzilla in order to keep their destructive plans a secret. Though they may not compare entirely favorably with past invaders in terms of intellectual fortitude, these guys definitely get points for style.

And Mechagodzilla, himself, is certainly the most bad-ass opponent Godzilla [or any movie monster, for that matter] has ever come up against. Future iterations of the beast all pale in comparison to the original – a fearsome-looking metallic titan armed quite literally from his head to his feet. The black hole aliens obviously spared no expense in the construction of their ultimate fighting machine, giving it lasers that fire from both its eyes and stomach, rocket-launching fingers, toes, knee-caps, and mouth, a force field, and the ability to fly – they even emboss each of its arms with the letters ‘MG’, lest anyone forget who he is!

But the good guys aren’t taking the fight for bad-assness lying down – leading the charge is INTERPOL agent Nanbara [the awesome Shin Kishida]. One could not be faulted for thinking that the man had been born with a pair of cool spy sunglasses and a cigarette between his fingers – a throwback to 60′s Euro-spydom, Nanbara carries with him a gun, a spool of string for detonating car bombs from afar, and a ring that doubles as a skeleton key and seems invariably prepared for every ludicrous situation that comes his way. Other human good-guys really can’t compare, though Professor Miyajima [Hirata] tries – not only is he intelligent enough to reconstruct Mechagodzilla’s brain after it gets fried in a fight, he’s also constructed a two-part tobacco pipe capable of disrupting electromagnetic waves and making things explode [which, expectedly, figures prominently in the conclusion of the film].

King Sesaa is another in the pantheon of Toho universe monster-gods and, like Mothra, requires the performance of a lengthy pop musical number before he’s of any use to anyone. His design is based closely on the lion-dog statues found in Okinawa [commonly known as 'shisa', with 'sesaa' being the Okinawan pronunciation]. Though he looks a bit mangy at times, he more than makes up for whatever he lacks in aesthetic prowess through brute strength and determination – not to mention the neat trick of sucking enemy lasers into his eyes and firing them back again. Godzilla is relatively uninteresting by comparison, though he does acquire another in a short list of odd-ball talents [ranking up there with his flying in GODZILLA VS. THE SMOG MONSTER and the running-tail-slide from GODZILLA VS. MEGALON] here, finding himself capable of turning into an electro-magnet after being subjected to a lightning storm. His entrance is hysterically bizarre – he simply pops up from inside a warehouse when the story demands it.

GODZILLA VS. MECHAGODZILLA was produced in celebration of the 20th anniversary of the King of the Monsters and had a higher budget and lengthier production schedule than the films that had immediately preceded it. As such, the effects work on display here is of a higher caliber than that found in MEGALON or GIGAN and is, thankfully, not marred by the constant insertion of stock footage. Effects director Nakano manages some impressive sequences, including the oil refinery battle and the full-on assault of Mechagodzilla against Godzilla and King Sesaa. Fukuda’s direction is fine, if not phenomenal – one can see the influence of the work of Kinji Fukasaku on his style in the many hand-held shots as well as the fountains of blood that spew forth when aliens are shot or Godzilla is wounded. Editing is improved over that of the overly-long GODZILLA VS. GIGAN and is handled by Michiko Ikeda, who had previously worked on GODZILLA VS. MEGALON and the under-seen Toho disaster epic SUBMERSION OF JAPAN.

I first saw this under the US theatrical release title of GODZILLA VS. THE COSMIC MONSTER by virtue of a horrible VHS release from Goodtimes Home Video [Fukuda's frequent hand-held photography doesn't lend itself well to a pan-and-scanned frame] and caught it later through New World Video’s uncut VHS and airings of a widescreen print on the Sci-Fi Channel. Sony has since released a reasonable bare-bones DVD of a new international print from Toho – though several night-time scenes don’t appear to have been timed correctly and the subtitles are occasionally erroneous, this disc is the best way to legitimately see the film in America for the moment and, given the extreme discounts at which it is currently being sold, is recommended. The film itself is and always will be a much beloved personal favorite – highly recommended.

* It’s not necessarily that an argument against the coolness of this film can’t be made – it’s just that I would whole heartedly refuse to acknowledge it should such an argument ever be mounted. Wtf-Film is fully aware that whether or not something is cool is entirely subjective, but contends that any opinions to the contrary with regard to GODZILLA VS. MECHAGODZILLA are simply wrong.

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Godzilla vs. Gigan

June 26th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a. Chikyu Kogeki Meirei – Gojira Tai Gaigan / Godzilla on Monster Island / War of the Monsters
company: Toho Co. Ltd
year: 1972
runtime: 89′
country: Japan
director: Jun Fukuda
cast: Hiroshi Ishikawa, Yuriko Hishimi,
Minoru Takeshima, Tomoko Umeda
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The early half of the 1970′s was something of a magical time for Toho’s Godzilla series.  Long since distanced from the post-war anxieties that provided the original’s germinal inspiration, the film cycle had evolved into a strange sort of abstract kiddy fair. Populated with the likes of tiara-toting toga-donning antagonists, smog-huffing space-beasts, and more groovy youth-oriented plot lines than ever before, Godzilla’s outings for these few brief but prolific years were a different beast all together than the more socially-conservative efforts that had come before.

The film in question today should be one of the more recognizable to those of you who grew up during the death of local UHF stations, which periodically ran it on double bills with other monster epics (I remember seeing it several times in conjunction with one of my other favorite guilty pleasures, GODZILLA VS MEGALON). Broadcast at less than peak hours to entertain whatever odd types were awake from 2 in the morning onwards, these sorts of films proved a magnet for me during my most formative years. In fact, it was a late-night double-bill with the aforementioned MEGALON – recorded on an ancient VCR by my ever-understanding and most accommodating mother – that first introduced me to the inimitable GODZILLA ON MONSTER ISLAND.

Though more recently re-introduced to the states in its uncut International form under the title of GODZILLA VS. GIGAN, these pan-and-scanned and slightly edited broadcasts of the US theatrical version of it are how I most fondly remember seeing the film.

The story this go around centers around out-of-work comic book writer Gengo and his martial artist sidekick Tomoko. The critical world has been less than kind to Gengo’s creations – Shukra, the monster of homework, and Momagon, the monster of strict mothers. When the charitable organization behind the newly-constructed Children’s Land theme park [complete with a massive Godzilla Tower, around which much of the film's action takes place] proves interested in his childish concepts, Gengo jumps at the chance. The company loves monsters, it seems, but their interest goes too far when head-man Kubota admits that the organization intends to destroy Monster Island.

It isn’t long before Gengo is caught up in a conspiracy involving a missing computer engineer, his sister, her corn-toting hippy friend, and “tapes of peace”. This all leads to one inevitable conclusion – giant super-intelligent cockroaches pretending to be dead people while donning orange leisure suits intend to conquer the earth for themselves! There’s an extremely brief montage intended to give the film a bit of thematic weight, showing the aliens’ home-world destroyed by nuclear weaponry, pollution, and stock footage, but it isn’t long before that message is completely overridden by Ultraman-esque monster antics.

No self-respecting alien race enters the Toho universe without at least a couple of monster tag-alongs, and the super-intelligent leisure-suit cockroach people from the Space Hunter Nebula M are no exception. Joining them on earth-conquest patrol are old standby Ghidrah [in his final Showa appearance] and the truly original Gigan. The two lay waste to Tokyo through a stock-footage attack only rivaled in fiscal restraint by the following year’s GODZILLA VS. MEGALON. Godzilla is never far off, however, and he promptly makes the oceanic trek from the imperiled Monster Island to Tokyo proper with his good friend Angilas in tow. What ensues is a four-way monster mash-up that should satisfy the monster-loving child in anyone.

Originally intended as a considerably more grandiose effort [check out this article at Toho Kingdom for the details of that failed project] GODZILLA ON MONSTER ISLAND ended up being one of the most poverty-stricken of all Godzilla productions, and it shows. Stock footage accounts for a goodly amount of the various kaiju-centric segments, with hefty amounts of material taken from GHIDRAH: THE THREE HEADED MONSTER and the like. The soundtrack contains virtually no original compositions and is instead comprised almost entirely of cues from previous Akira Ifukube scores [BATTLE IN OUTER SPACE, FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD, BIRTH OF JAPAN, and others].

It’s a testament to the creative team of director Jun Fukuda, writer Shinichi Sekizawa, and special effects director Teruyoshi Nakano, et al, that a film made up of roughly 90% new material remains as enjoyable as it does. The stylish and fast-paced direction of Fukuda as well as Sekizawa’s story of a comic book author helping to save the world from charitable alien cockroaches and their army of space monsters keeps the film interesting and Nakano’s explosive – if impoverished [the chief Godzilla suit used for the film is quite literally falling to bits by the end of this, its fourth outing] – effects work involves audiences in the action enough that they almost forget the stock soundtrack blaring in the background.

This one tends to find itself at the bottom of the heap, with the likes of ALL MONSTERS ATTACK and GODZILLA VS. MEGALON, when it comes time to discuss Godzilla favorites with fans. Admittedly, it’s not a terribly good film by any typical definition of the word and the proceedings are more or less substantively bankrupt, the days of Ishiro Honda’s arguments for pacifism and cooperation having disappeared with the 60′s. It also features more than a few unintentionally hysterical moments – hippy Shosaku munching on a remarkably phallic piece of corn, for instance. The lack of proper pacing to the tag-team monster action, judiciously peppered [or possibly drowned] with stock shots, certainly does the film no favors either.

All critical judgments aside, however, the film still retains an enormous amount of charm for me – I can still remember the hours of anxious waiting through a first grade school day the morning after the film had first recorded for me*. Not the best by any stretch of the imagination but still more amusing than most, GODZILLA ON MONSTER ISLAND is a colorful and extremely entertaining entry in the bloated Godzilla oeuvre that rightfully receives the praises of this reviewer. Recommended.

* The night the tape was recorded for me I had a dream that I still remember today – it involved myself (donning the most stylish of adventurer gear) being trapped in a tall and rickety wooden tower as the intended sacrifice to an enormous green dragon beast that bore less resemblance to Godzilla than to the titular character from PETE’S DRAGON (1977). Amusingly enough, the dream came complete with a title card announcing it as GODZILLA ON MONSTER ISLAND – even more amusing given that the tape, itself, had been started late and, thusly, was missing the title card.



Cozzilla

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a.k.a. Godzilla / Godzilla il re dei mostri
company: Cozzilla S.R.L.
year: 1977
runtime: 88′ / 106′
country: Italy
director: Luigi Cozzi
cast: Raymond Burr, Takeshi Shimura,
Akira Takarada, Momoko Kochi,
Akira Takarada, Akihiko Hirata
special effects: Armando Valcauda
Not on home video

The year nineteen seventy seven is all but immortal in the eyes of this site’s curator – it will be forever remembered as the year when dinosaurs rose to attack vacationers around Mt. Fuji, school girls were devoured by home accents, and the world was introduced for the first (though, sadly, not the last) time to the bloated mythology of STAR WARS. Indeed, in this viewers mind, there is no year more important to the history of bizarre film than those absurdly bountiful 365 days.

But when shuffling through 1977′s mountainous shrine of the strange, one title alone rises above the rest as a near-forgotten testament to just how weird the film world can get. I speak not of the ridiculous LEGEND OF THE DINOSAURS AND MONSTER BIRDS, the surreal HOUSE, or the derivatively entertaining STAR WARS, but of the Japanese cum American cum Italian (twice!) epic best known as COZZILLA.

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