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Darna and the Giants

October 26th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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POSTERa.k.a. Mars Ravelo’s Darna and the Giants
company: Tagalog Ilang Ilang Productions
year: 1974
runtime: 109′
country: Philippines
directors: Emmanuel H. Borlaza
and Leody M. Diaz
cast: Vilma Santos, Divina Valencia,
Helen Gamboa, Rossana Marquez,
Loretta Marquez, Desiree Destreza

Narda (Vilma Santos) lives in a typical rural village in the Philippines with her grandmother and little brother Ding (Don Don Nakar).  One evening they witness a saucer-shaped spaceship flying overhead.  Soon spacemen are wandering the surrounding countryside kidnapping locals and vaporizing those who try to escape while reports of attacks by giant people begin pouring into local news stations.  Narda discovers that the evil alien warrior woman X3X (Helen Gamboa) is responsible, kidnapping earthlings to turn them into a destructive giant slave army with hopes of conquering the planet.  It’s up to Narda’s alter-ego, the super-woman Darna, to stop X3X’s terrible  scheme.

Dramatically speaking, DARNA AND THE GIANTS is more consistent (and coherent) than the later DARNA AT DING (the only other of the series I’ve seen to date).  The early narrative focuses on the home life of Narda, the romantic advances of a local young man and the bothersome antics of Ding.  There’s quite a lot of singing here (Narda’s wooer is a musician), including an amusing moment where the cast spontaneously erupts into a Tagalog reworking of Singin’ in the Rain while doing household chores.  There are the expected comic interludes, like a guitar-toting suitor realizing he’s been serenading a homosexual man as opposed to an attractive rural woman, but fewer than one might imagine, and once the aliens have landed things take a more serious turn.

DARNA AND THE GIANTS actually shows us the aftermath of a giant attack before introducing the giants themselves, with Darna and Ding visiting an impromtu outdoors hospital for the many victims.  It’s not a happy sight, as a husband watches his wife die in agony and a young woman searches futily for her lost mother.  When the giants are revealed they turn out to be intolerable bullies who fight amongst themselves before being sent out to frighten the local population into submission.

And frighten they do!  The giants prove to be a nasty bunch, crushing people beneath their feet and using uprooted power poles to swat at them like bugs.  Houses are picked up and shaken about with their occupants still inside, only to be tossed casually aside when the giant’s attention is otherwise diverted.  The death on display is quite graphic for all-ages entertainment, and ensures that our sympathies are squarely with Darna when she flies in to give the over-sized miscreants their just deserves.

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Of course the real villain of the picture is the dastardly X3X, whose brain exists externally in a special container so as to prevent its power from being hampered by any physical strain her body might endure.  While the giants are 016indisputably nasty, it is her bastardization of science that has given them their super-human stature and her dreams of planetary conquest their motivation.  X3X’s own vileness is assured once she reveals her favorite leisure-time activity – watching her elf-eared alien minions slowly crush helpless victims beneath a weighted plate of spikes.

The eventual comeuppance paid X3X and her giant slaves is fitting and violent.  One giant has his eyes ripped out, allowing him to stumble into a nest of hot high tension wires, while another is carried off by his hair and dropped into the mouth of an active volcano.  Perhaps more interesting is the fact that several of the giants are allowed to repent their sins (the sight of a church amidst the devestation is enough to put the fear of God into them) and escape Darna’s wrath, only to fall victim to the telepathic powers of X3X in their efforts to stand up to her.  You can rest assured that after all the death and destruction witnessed (and there is a lot) that X3X gets hers as well, decapitated both figuratively and literally.

I can’t help but wonder if there isn’t a simple political message to DARNA AND THE GIANTS.  The film was released just two years after president Ferdinand Marcos instituted martial law in the Philippines.  The resulting censorship of opposition opinions in the media (scripts for films had to be screened by the government before production was allowed to begin) would have prevented direct opposition to Marcos’ methods to be espoused, but the simple story of a 006giant army trampling on the rights of the general populace could easily have slipped by as pure fantasy.  Even if not directly relatable to that contemporary situation, the conflict undoubtedly played well with a country occupied in the past by everyone from the Spanish to the English to the imperial Japanese.

This was the big Christmas season release for Tagalog Ilang-Ilang Productions, and it’s obvious that a good deal of money was put into it.  The plentiful special effects moments were devised by effects man Jessie Sto. Domingo and special photographer Tommy Marcelino.  The giants are brought to life through simple photographic effects and, more frequently, the use of massive forced-perspective setups requiring hundreds of extras to run about in the background while the giants stand among scaled miniatures in the foreground.  It all looks pretty quaint by the industry standards of today, but the shear enthusiasm of those involved is deserving of admiration all the same.

I imagine this was quite a succesful domestic release in its time, the star power of the beautiful Vilma Santos being more the enough to guarantee healthy ticket sales.  The rest of the cast is full of recognizable industry regulars.  Divina Valencia 008[PUSSY CAT, QUEEN OF THE WILD BUNCH] receives second billing in spite of her few lines, but has definite screen presence as a giant in a Viking helmet.  Max Alvarado, who seems to be in just about every Filipino film production since 1950, has a prominent role as a giant as well – a role he would reprise in the fantastic opener for DARNA AT DING.

I’d love it if some enterprising American distributor (Severin?  Synapse??  Mando Macabro???) would pick up the Vilma Santos Darna films for English-friendly home video releases, but for the moment we must settle for tape-sourced VCDs that are often hard to come by.  That’s not to say that DARNA AND THE GIANTS is impossible to see at present – quite the contrary.  You just have to know where to look and be willing to overlook a considerable language barrier.

So, is DARNA AND THE GIANTS worth the effort to see it?  I’d say definitely.  It’s a weird and wonderful little sci-fi fantasy yarn and Vilma Santos is as charming as ever.  Highly recommended.



Lost on Adventure Island – XXX

October 5th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a. King Dong / Supersimian XXX
company: Hendriethfilm Ltd.
year: 1985
runtime: 57′ / 33′
country: United States
director: Yancey Hendrieth
cast: Crystal Holland, Chaz St. Peters,
Dee Hendrieth, Felicia Fox, Mikhael
Visit the official website or
order the family-friendly edit of
this film from Amazon.com

Young Anna [Crystal Holland] has issues with her mother.  Big issues.  When the recently divorced matriarch announces her intentions to take an extended trip to the Mediterranean, sans her daughter, Anna decides to take a trip of her own – sailing into the uncharted waters of the South Pacific.  Left at the helm for a few seconds while the boat’s owner Alex [St. Peters] goes below deck to fetch their horny co-travelers to relieve them for the night, Anna promptly smashes the vessel into a battleship.  The next morning finds Alex and Anna stranded on an island populated by prehistoric monsters, and worse . . .

014The two run afoul of a cannibal tribe and, in their flight from danger, wind up in the clutches of a population of Amazons.  Alex finds himself locked up for dinosaur food while Anna is adopted into the tribe.  But alas, those pesky cannibals are afoot again!  No sooner has Anna stepped into her new Amazonian garb than she is kidnapped and tied to a stake in the cannibal village.

Luckily for Anna, Alex has evaded death and dismemberment at the hands [teeth?] of a Tyrannosaurus thanks to the cunning intervention of his new friend Buddy the Gorilla [played by Hendrieth himself] and his mother, a Kong-sized ape Alex dubs Super Simian.  Alex and his cohorts make quick work of the cannibal village, with Super Simian smashing both it and most of its inhabitants to bits.  But just as Alex is about to rescue Anna he is speared through the back – Anna faints and, upon awakening, finds herself in a hospital bed with her mother at her side.  Confused as to whether her ordeal was real or imagined, Anna nevertheless promises to stay at home from then on, and the credits roll.

This independent production is definitely on the strange side [as I indicated in my earlier article, which was based solely on a viewing of the new family-friendly edit of the film], with a strange history to match.  Intended as a fanciful amateur homage to the special effects films of Ray Harryhausen and Willis O’Brien [ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. and KING KONG in particular], LOST ON ADVENTURE ISLAND would eventually find itself graced with pornographic sex scenes and marketed briefly on home video as adults-only entertainment under various titles like KING DONG and SUPERSIMIAN XXX.

013Writer / director Yancey Hendrieth claims to have had no input in regards to the pornographic material and, having now seen the adults-only cut of the film, I’m still inclined to believe him.  While it’s obvious that the original feature had a more mature bent than the revised version he currently sells through outlets like Amazon.com and Filmbaby [Alex and Anna's co-travelers are a rather horny pair, for example, though they never have sex on screen], all of the hardcore sex looks impossibly cheap and suspiciously out of place.  One rather lengthy sex scene is actually divided into two parts, with the latter playing earlier in the film than the former.  There are two hardcore scenes featuring the main cast – one in which Alex must impregnate three chained Amazons, the other a lesbian trist between Anna and one of her Amazon captors – both of which are filmed on the same sets as the scenes that bookend them.  Whoever decided on shooting the adults-only material obviously did so at or around the time the rest of the filmw as produced.

Draggy as it can get during the sexy parts, the pornographic cut of LOST ON ADVENTURE ISLAND definitely bests the newer no-sex version in regards to its editing.  In his effort to relieve his picture of all things indecent, Hendrieth succeeded only in making a mess of it.  The longer version actually has some dramatic impetus and, regardless of the derivative nature of the story and general lack of talent shared by the entire cast, manages to be mildly entertaining at times.  It’s unfortunate that Hendrieth didn’t opt to excise the unnecessary hardcore bits, which do untold damage to the pacing, and just leave the rest of the film as it was.

016The only real draw, regardless of which cut you see, is the accomplished [if not entirely successful] special effects production.  The three-man technical team of L. B. Carvelo, Keith Finkelstein, and David Dane manage some impressive stop motion shots of a plesiosaur as well as some imaginative layered matte work depicting the more fantastical aspects of the island [the Amazons' palace, a grove of Easter Island-like statues].  There’s also a neat life-sized Super Simian hand, a nod to the uber-expensive hydraulic arms constructed for Dino de Laurentiis super-budgeted KING KONG remake from 1976.  The stop motion armature of Super Simian fares worse than the rest, with its animation seeming shoddy in comparison to the rest of what’s on display.

The only official DVD release of LOST ON ADVENTURE ISLAND that is available at present is of Hendrieth’s 33 minute re-cut.  It looks about as good as its half-and-half 16mm / SOV  mastered-on-VHS origins would indicate – soft and artifacty with unnatural color and iffy contrast.  Audio fares about as well, with considerable background hiss noticeable throughout.  The authoring is, in a word, pathetic – there were no supplements on the disc I received.  The retail price tag is high given the content – around $15 before shipping.  Given the issues with the encoding and paltryness of content, it’s impossible for me to recommend a purchase.

018I didn’t find either cut of LOST ON ADVENTURE ISLAND to be a particularly appealing affair, the brief special effects moments aside.  It is what it is – an amateur effort with amateur talent and amateur production values.  Your mileage will undoubtedly vary, but I can’t recommend.

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An interesting side-note:  The 1991 video-documentary HOLLYWOOD DINOSAURS features the plesiosaur sequence from LOST ON ADVENTURE ISLAND with one noteable alteration – Chaz St. Peters and Crystal Holland have both been replaced with footage of unidentified actors in mismatched locations.  Those with keen eyes will notice a blip in the editing, which reveals a few frames of the original cast hastily making their way off the left edge of the frame.

This review is part of the October Monster Mayhem roundtable:
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HOUSE / HAUSU at the Oak Street Cinema!

October 4th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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Hi all – I read about this in Citypages sometime ago but the Oak Street Cinema has just updated its calendar with a date in the past day or so.

If you’re a weird cinema fan and happen to be in the vicinity of Minneapolis on the nights of October 15th through 17th, then the Oak Street is definitely where you need to be.  HOUSE / HAUSU is probably the best coming-of-age story ever to be told as a haunted house flick about girl-eating furniture, crazy spinsters, and creepy white cats.  You can check out not one but two reviews here on site, one from myself and a second from contributor Ted Johnson.

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“There are movies for which advance word in the newspaper seems like insufficient notice. In the case of this thoroughly insane feature—a 1977 Japanese horror film now making erratic stops across the country, like a spaceship crashing in your backyard—it’s hard to imagine what method could conceivably herald its contents: a three-story gong, maybe, or an army of acid-crazed Brownies shrieking through the streets. For now, this’ll have to do: Run. Wake your neighbor. Slap your children. Eye your cat with suspicion. Every once in a blue-screen moon, a movie will remind even the most jaded of cult-film aficionados that, no, in fact, they have not seen everything. Here, director Nobuhiko Obayashi dispatches six schoolgirls to spend their summer vacation with classmate Oshare at her ailing aunt’s remote estate. A friend described the movie’s first half as an experimental film made by an 11-year-old girl, and that fits: Avant-garde devices such as screens within screens may be underscored with pancake-syrupy pop, or framed with the kind of gauzy borders a kid might sketch around a doodled unicorn. Obayashis body of work extends from experimental shorts to apocalyptic teenage sci-fi (1987′s The Drifting Classroom) to those notorious 1970s Charles Bronson “Mandom” perfume ads—and in House, he manages to compress them all into one brain-boiling spew of psychotropic, psychedelic, sense-deranging WTF imagery. It’s scary not in any conventional sense, but because a viewer feels so utterly without bearings—as if whatever glue holds the universe together had suddenly turned to Jell-O.”



Lost on Adventure Island

September 7th, 2009 | article by | 6 Comments »
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a.k.a. KING DONG / SUPER SIMIAN
Hendrieth and Yoman Productions [1985] 33′
country: United States
director: Yancey Hendrieth
cast: Crystal Holland, Chaz St. Peters,
Dee Hendrieth, Felicia Fox, Mikhael
Visit the official website or
Order this film from Amazon.com

Young Anna [Holland], after a fight with her divorced mother, heads out on a sailing trip to the South Seas with a few of her friends – a trip that ends in disaster when their boat crashes into a battleship!  Anna and friend Alex [St. Peters] survive the incident only to find themselves marooned on an island populated with dinosaurs, Amazons, cannibals, and the Kong-sized giant ape Super Simian and her son [Buddy the gorilla, played by director Hendrieth].

This is a strange little independent production with a history so confusing that even I can’t keep it straight.  Writer / director Yancey Hendrieth produced the film mostly out of pocket with a big focus on special effects inspired by the 1933 classic KING KONG.  The three-man creative team of L. B. Carvelo, Keith Finkelstein, and David Dane, under the supervisian of Hendrieth, purportedly worked for 18 months in a 600 square foot studio to complete the post production effects.

I’m not entirely sure what happened next, but Hendrieth’s film somehow made its way into the hands of adult video producers.  The result was that LOST ON ADVENTURE ISLAND was loaded with hardcore sex and marketed on video under the new title of KING DONG.  Hendrieth has stated that he had nothing to do with the pornographic version of his film and, given his enthusiasm for the subject, I’m inclined to believe him.

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KING DONG has been all but lost to the sands of time [it still pops up on gray market video lists from time to time], with Hendrieth now making available a family-friendly re-edit of the film under its original title.

Firstly, the good.  The special effects, given that LOST ON ADVENTURE ISLAND was produced on such a limited budget, are rather well achieved.  With a nod to the de Laurentiis KONG remake of ’76, a full-scale mock up of Hendrieth’s Super Simian’s hand was constructed and animated with an internal rope system [no fancy hydraulics here].  Buddy the gorilla is a typical man-in-suit creation, though better than many I’ve seen and capable of at least some facial expression.  The rest of the effects are handled through stop motion animation and rear-screen projection with varying results.  A plesiosaur fares best as far as the armatures are concerned, and the mattes used to relate more fantastic parts of the island [the Amazon's hideaway, for instance] are inspired if not terribly believable.

It’s unfortunate, then, that the rest of the film holds up so poorly.  The simple fact of the matter is that with a running time of only 33 minutes [with several of those taken up by lengthy opening and closing credits] there’s just isn’t much here.  We get lots of Alex and Anna running through the wilds of the Hawaiian shooting locations and a few sparse lines of dialogue [including some nods to THE WIZARD OF OZ] but little else to hold the picture together.  Complicating matters further is the post-dubbing of much of the dialogue, which is bad to the point of distraction at times.

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The bra-less chest shot above is the full extent of the adult material to be found in Hendrieth’s new edit of LOST ON ADVENTURE ISLAND, which is just fine with me – I doubt it would have been any more successful as pornography.  The video quality of the screener I received is pretty bad and its obviously mastered from a VHS source [I suspect that the original elements are long gone by now].  The audio quality is about as good as the video would indicate and a few of the patches of dialogue are difficult to make out.  There were no supplements.

I wish I could say more but there’s just not enough here to even warrant talking about.  The special effects are neat and it’s obvious Hendrieth adores the films he emulates, but the rest of the film just falls flat and I can’t see anyone but stop-motion animation junkies [myself included] getting much out of it.  Not recommended.



Wool 100%

August 20th, 2009 | article by | 2 Comments »
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The Klock Worx Co. [2006] 100′
country: Japan
director: Mia Tominaga
cast: Kyoko Kishida, Kazuko Yoshiyuki,
Ayu Kitaura, Carolina Kaneda, Eiko Koike
dvd: Cult Epoch [2008] $24.98
Dual layer DVD9 / NTSC / Region 1
subtitles: English [feature only]
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Ume [Kyoko Kishida] and Kame [Kazuko Yoshiyuki] are sisters who, since their childhood, have been obsessed with collecting and caring for the things other people throw away.  Now asocial elderly women, their daily routine revolves entirely around their finds – which have quite literally engulfed their large home.  One morning while wandering about town they discover a hamper full of red wool yarn and decide to take it home to add to their collection.  But far from being a benign bit of abandoned junk, the yarn attracts a young girl [Ayu Kitaura] to their home . . . a young girl who spends all of her waking hours in a sisyphian routine of knitting the perfect sweater and bursts into ear-shattering hysterics every time she realizes she must knit it again.

The introduction of this stranger into their set way of life is understandably troublesome for Ume and Kame, particularly when the young girl [nicknamed "Aminaoshi", or "Knit-again", by the women] takes to disorganizing and outright destroying their junk collection.  But the old women soon realize that the more things they remove from the house, the more they unravel about their own past and the often traumatic events that have led up to their present circumstances.

Mia Tominaga’s WOOL 100%, which she both wrote and directed, is another in a long line of fantastic genre-defying Japanese feature films that have appeared over the past two decades.  Steeped in its own allegorical fantasy mythology and lacking in traditional narrative sensibilities, WOOL is both welcoming and abstract – intrinsically watchable but so demanding of thought that many audiences will undoubtedly be left scratching their heads.

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In style and subtext, WOOL reminds of Nobuhiko Obayashi’s eccentric coming-of-age horror fairy tale HOUSE from 1977 – particularly when various items in Ume and Kame’s huge home begin attacking their ever-knitting guest.  Both films focus on the trials and traumas of growing up, though WOOL’s perspective is ostensibly the opposite of Obayashi’s film.  The two sisters here are traumatized at a young age when their mother dies during pregnancy, with the second World War throwing a figurative wrench into their burgeoning sexuality by destroying the only young man they’ve come to know.  Thusly the two begin a reclusive lifestyle, walling themselves in behind a mountain of remnants of other people’s lives.

Enter Aminaoshi, the first human being the sisters have willingly [even if not at first] associated themselves with in decades.  It is she who allows them to see the things of the house for what they are, less protectors [as the opening narration describes them] than the wardens of a prison of their own making.  As the wall comes tumbling down and Ume and Kame’s routine unravels, they begin to remember the past and, more importantly, start to realize what they have to do.  The conclusion has them [young once more] abandoning the house in the wake of a cheerful Aminaoshi-led firestorm, following a thread of red yarn wherever it may lead them.

The treatment of Aminaoshi is interesting as well.  When she first appears the sisters mark her down as an object like the rest they’ve found and even give her a cute name, adding a drawing of their conception of her to one of their piles of collection scrapbooks.  Their perception defines her existence in the house in the beginning, and the inanimate objects take on an unlikely life in her presence and fight for domination over her.  She is nearly eaten by a blanket and a TV set and is pummeled senseless by a large teeter-tottering doll.  This culminates in an animated showdown between Aminaoshi and some of the home’s more recognizable denizens, a battle that ends with Aminaoshi beginning her destructive rampage through the sisters’ possessions and affirming the importance of the living over the inert.

Tominaga directs with considerable flair and a truly unique visual style, and its easy to lose yourself in the impressive visuals.  She keeps the overall tone of the picture light and whimsical, aside from a few key moments, with excellent results overall.  Her screenplay, which manages to connect just about every story element to a few spools of vivid red yarn, is charming if a bit forced at times.  I was hard pressed to find any nagging issues with the production side of things at all, but I’m a sucker for any film that starts with two old women scaring the bejesus out of a youth choir.  I find it a real pity that Tominaga hasn’t directed more in the three years since WOOL saw release and can only hope that we see more of her in the future.

Special mention needs be made of the fantastic cast Tominaga assembled for her debut feature.  Big-time actresses Kiyoko Kishida [perhaps best known for playing the eponymous WOMAN IN THE DUNES in the 1964 Hiroshi Teshigahara film] and Kazuko Yoshiyuki [Seki in Nagisa Oshima's EMPIRE OF PASSION from 1978] are phenomenal picks to play the delightfully bizarre older sisters.  Both actresses had highly successful careers that had spanned at least five decades at the time WOOL was produced, and Yoshiyuki is still working in film today.  This was Kishida’s final performance before her passing in December 2006, and it’s a fine swan song.  Equally good in her role as Aminaoshi is relative newcomer Ayu Kitaura, who should have a long career ahead of her if her work in WOOL is any indication.

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Cult Epoch should be commended for giving WOOL 100% a North American DVD release at all, though the disc has its fair share of detracting factors.  The transfer [mis-advertised as full frame] is a reasonably detailed interlaced 16:9 enhanced job with colors and contrast both well rendered.  There is minor ghosting evident at times as well as a few video artifacts, but this appears to be more the fault of the DV source format [transferred to 35mm for theatrical distribution] than the disc’s dual layer encoding.  The pleasant Dolby Digital stereo audio track is augmented with intelligible and highly readable English subtitles.

The disc only really falls flat in the supplemental department.  We get a set of trailers that are of lesser quality than the feature and a brief behind-the-scenes docu running 17:29.  The latter is particularly troublesome as Cult Epoch has neglected to provide any subtitling options for it, making it a useless add-on for the vast majority of the North American DVD market.  A brief stills gallery rounds out the related supplements, and a few unrelated trailers for other available Cult Epoch DVDs finish off the disc proper.  This release of WOOL 100% retails at $24.98, which seems high to me [particularly given the lack of viable supplements] but is still a better bargain than the pricey and subtitle-devoid Japanese disc from 2007.

WOOL 100% is a real charmer as far as I’m concerned and one of the best films I’ve seen in a while.  This deliciously off-kilter and undeniably original fantasy isn’t going to be for everyone, but I think those willing to give it more than a passing thought will find it a rewarding experience indeed.  Highly recommended!



Magic Lizard

July 13th, 2009 | article by | 1 Comment »
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a.k.a. King-Ka Kayasit
company: Chaiyo Productions
year: 1985
runtime: 110′
country: Thailand
director: Sompote Sands
cast: Lor Tok, Der Daksadao, See Thao
not on home video in the USA

My readers will pardon my choice of words, but it seems as though it’s been forever since I covered a genuine cinematic mind-fuck here – a real shame considering they’re just the thing this site was created to present.  Luckily for me there exists Sompote Sands, whose entire oeuvre appears to have been carefully crafted to be mind-bashingly strange.  MAGIC LIZARD, one of the last films Sands would produce before focusing his talents exclusively on the violation of Tsuburaya trademarks and copyrights, is no exception to that rule.

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Darna at Ding

July 9th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a. DARNA AND DING
D’Wonder Films [1980] 120′
country: Philippines
director: J. Erastheo Navoa / Cloyd Robinson
cast: Vilma Santos, Nino Mulhach,
cast: Celia Rodriguez, Marissa Delgado

This is the first of the Darna [ostensibly the Filipino Wonder Woman, created in 1947 by Mark Revelo] series of films that I’ve come across, and the last of four to feature the beautiful super star Vilma Santos in the title role.  The story begins when Narda and her little brother Ding happen upon a glowing white stone in the woods near their home.  A disembodied voice from beyond says some stuff, and presto-change-o – Narda becomes Darna.  Ding climbs on Darna’s back and rides her through the rather patriotic opening credits.  They encounter trouble immediately after landing, with Darna having to do battle with Hawk Woman while Ding runs from a dirty old man before both tackle a rampaging giant and shove live electrical wires in his eyes.

At this point, nary ten minutes into the film, I was pretty much floored.  I mean, how much random super hero fantasy crap can you pile into the opening of one film?  I had no idea how the people behind DARNA AT DING could possibly keep up such a frenetic barrage of weirdness. And that’s when the reality began to dawn on me: they weren’t going to.

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Sea God and Ghosts

July 6th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a LONG WANG SAN TAI ZI
?? [1977] 87′
drector: Sing Yan Gam / Fu-wen Chung
cast: Chia Ling, Hsing Hsi,
cast: Chang Chi-ping, Hsi Wei Chen

Here’s something you don’t see every day – a Taiwanese martial arts and giant monster fantasy from the late 70′s, made in much the same vein as Poon Lui’s earlier and super-obscure YOUNG FLYING HERO and DEVIL FIGHTER.  The Hong Kong Movie Database suggests that the monster footage is recycled from the earlier fantasy effort TSU HONG WU from 1971, a fact I have no reason to dispute, and much of that same footage appears to have been culled for the later [and somewhat less obscure] FAIRY AND THE DEVIL as well.

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Gorgo – notes from Glenn Erickson

June 27th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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These notes were provided by the inimitable Glenn Erickson, of Wtf-Film favorite DVD Savant, for inclusion with a now defunct DVD review of Gorgo.  The original review may be gone, but Glenn’s notes remain.  An updated review can be found here.


You’ve prompted me to unload my brain on the subject of GORGO. Here goes:

I “experienced” GORGO as a 9 year old kid living on an air base in Hawaii. The TV spots were so glorious that I asked my parents to take me downtown to see it (downtown Honolulu, off the base). They dropped me off, thinking I was experienced enough to know ‘what to do”, as I’d been going to the base theater for over a year already, by myself.

Mom deposited me in the crowd after buying my ticket and finding out when the movie would be finished … I entered with a MOB of people. In those days everyone just went into the movie when they felt like it — right in the middle — and exited when they caught up with the story. I came in just when Gorgo Jr. was being paraded through London. The movie was half over. I watched the rest of it in a trance; it was the greatest thing I’d ever seen. I identified with the little kid staring up at the giant mother 1,000%, and cheered when the monsters prevailed and went back to the ocean. Perfect ending!

When the movie was over I got scared, because the Air Base theater showed only one film at a time and then cleared the house. (I’d stayed for a second showing of THE TIME MACHINE by scrunching up in my front-row seat and not being noticed). I was also terrified of breaking rules, so when an usher got mad at some kids for acting up I panicked and left the theater.

That meant that I had to stand on the sidewalk in front of the theater for more than three hours, staring at the posters for GORGO and CALTIKI THE IMMORTAL MONSTER, realizing that I’d cheated myself. It also wasn’t the best part of town. It was packed with all kinds of people that looked strange (presumably, Japanese and Filipino- Americans), so I sort of cringed. Nobody bothered me in the slightest.

When my parents finally found me I cried. Another childhood tragedy!

GORGO played a few months later at the base theater and I saw the whole thing. It became my instant favorite movie. What’s missing today is the impact of the Technicolor prints with the Freddie Young cinematography. The night scenes were incredible and many of the effects that worked (as opposed to the real loser shots) were photo-real — you mention them in your review. The brief shot of Gorgo Sr. and Big Ben with that giant sky was astonishing, with about eight colors of red and purple in those clouds of smoke. On a big screen, when Gorgo’s head came out of the water and the camera zoomed in, you thought the thing was eating you!

I saw it a lot on TV in the later 1960s, mostly in B&W. In 1975 FILMEX showed it at midnight and it was the third and last time I saw a 35mm Technicolor print … devastating. The movie has a BIG, big feel, powerful music and strong emotions.

After cutting short versions on video, I realized several things about the movie. I think that the King Brothers had a serious financial disaster in mid-shoot. They filmed their location stuff in Ireland and built those giant miniature sets for London. (I was a clerk in the miniature shop for 1941 and we studied GORGO in old issues of American Cinematographer.) But something went wrong and they couldn’t finish the live action. There are indications that perhaps two reels of material are missing. What could it be. I’ve imagined scenes with the circus and the Irish scientist, or perhaps some not-so-good subplot about young Sean’s status as an adopted stowaway (as opposed to Gorgo Jr’s status as a kidnapped monster). Sam’s alcoholism comes on pretty quickly, too. Either this stuff wasn’t filmed, or it wasn’t any good.

William Sylvester and Bill Travers were known liberals, and the screenwriters worked under pseudonyms. That makes us wonder if GORGO’s script originally had a more overt pro-ecology, anti-free enterprise slant (those are the general themes) and whether scenes were slashed to get rid of gabby dialogue.

Welcome savior Eric Boyd-Perkins, editor (look up his impressive credits). Perkins really makes the London panic scenes swing with radical (for 1960) editing, Eisenstein cutting patterns that evoke the THINGS TO COME air raid scene. Look closely and you’ll see the footage multiplied by repeating shots and then flopping some shots and repeating them again — watch the posters on the buses. The height of the ‘stampede’ scene turns into a expressionistic blur of hysteria … as a little kid, I felt the Flight Reflex kicking in.

Of course, like INVADERS FROM MARS, the movie suffers by having too much indifferent stock footage, although it’s cut well. Today they could probably work over the scratchy, color – challenged stock shots and make them look good. Perkins cuts them for maximum impact and great sound effects do the rest — somebody really cared. We Air Force kids always cheered whenever jet planes where shown saving the day, so we went nuts when the jets fired up and took off to a really terrific “Tally Ho” music cue (not part of the Lavagnino score, it appears). Some of the rapid fire cutting indicating the air cannon shooting is as effective as similar cuts in APOCALYPSE NOW.

Most of the editorial tricks speed up the pace, making GORGO finish in record time — 74 minutes is great for multiple daily shows but barely as long as a Roger Corman quickie. Up front, Boyd-Perkins extends things. While the salvage ship watches the sea boil, Sam is scuba diving below. His two dives are really one .. watch the positions of actors and you’ll see that his exit from the water up front, originally belongs after the dive. This stretches out the suspense and makes it seem like more is happening before the underwater explosion.

Yes, some of the effects are pretty weak. I’d love to have all the film elements available to re-compose shots and replace ridiculous matte paintings — like the dockside circus shot with the painted, static bandleader — with decent shots. Even more effective (and still possible, if someone wanted to do it) would be to improve the effects when all those shell explosions – double exposed white patterns – flash around Gorgo senior. The explosions flash, but no light falls on the monster. What the effect needs for each blast is a “lighting kick” painted onto Gorgo’s hide.

Turner says it no longer has a Technicolor 35mm print, which perhaps explains why the American Cinematheque has never shown the film. Its status as a PD item or owned by somebody is also not clear. I wish someone would claim it, establish copyright and properly restore it.

A big thanks to Glenn for sharing his experiences and insights – Wtf-Film certainly wishes he’d been able to see Gorgo on the big screen as a child.



Tah Tien

June 27th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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company: Chaiyo Productions
year: 1973
runtime: 99′
country: Thailand
director: Sompote Sands
cast: Sombat Methanee, Suphak Likitkul,
Sukhon Kewliam, Somphong Pongmitr
not on home video in the USA

Do you like Thai food? Thai culture? Traditional Thai architecture? Are you a fan of the music of Ennio Morricone and Gustav Holst? Do you love giant monster movies and relish nothing more than the sight of intricately constructed scale models of famous landmarks being lovingly demolished by all manner of stop-motion or suit-mation beasts?

If you answered yes to any of the above, then I can’t recommend enough against watching this film from the embattled Chaiyo Studios and founder Sompote Sands, made most famous in recent years for the much publicized legal war between it and Tsuburaya over the ownership of Ultraman. It seems important to note that Sands and Chaiyo are rather definitely the ‘bad guys’ in that particular situation, which has been written about extensively at scifijapan.com and elsewhere.

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Baron Prasil

June 26th, 2009 | article by | 2 Comments »
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a.k.a. THE FABULOUS BARON MUNCHAUSEN
Ceskoslovensky Statni Film [1961] 83′
country: Czech Republic
director: KAREL ZEMAN
cast: MILOS KOPECKY, RUDOLF JELINEK,
cast: JANA BREJCHOVA, KAREL HOGER

There are a number of big names and big films that people tend to think of when the fantasy genre comes to mind – Disney’s 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA, Korda’s THE THIEF OF BAGDAD, Harryhausen’s SEVENTH VOYAGE OF SINBAD, and so on. One of the greatest names in fantastic cinema has been all but forgotten here in the west, with his work largely out of print and the level of critical interest at practically zero – but over the course of his four decade career he crafted what remain some of the most original and aesthetically impressive efforts in the genre.

With the illustrations of Gustav Dore as his guide and a collection of works by Jules Verne and others his inspiration, Karel Zeman set out to create what can only be described as storybooks on film. The results, for the most part, were nothing short of astounding. While less renowned than his earlier JOURNEY TO THE BEGINNING OF TIME or THE FABULOUS WORLD OF JULES VERNE, 1961′s BARON PRASIL, which relates the incredulous journeys of Baron Munchausen, stands as one of his very greatest achievements.

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La Isla de los Dinosaurios

May 13th, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a. THE ISLAND OF THE DINOSAURS
Cinematografica Calderon S.A. [1967] 89′
country: Mexico
director: RAFAEL PORTILLO
cast: ARMANDO SILVESTRE, ALMA DELIA FUENTES,
cast: MANUEL FABRIGAS, ELSA CARDENAS
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A Professor in Mexico is convinced that uncharted islands originating as part of the long lost continent of Atlantis still exist, along with prehistoric life forms that once inhabited them – so convinced that he mounts an expedition, along with his former students Pablo [biologist], Laura [mineralogist], and Esther [a chemist], to find them. A storm pushes their tiny single engine airplane off course, forcing them to crash land on what, luckily enough, happens to be one of the very uncharted Atlantian islands the Professor was searching for. Score one for pseudoscience!

The Professor’s mission already accomplished, Pablo [apparently an engineer as well] takes to repairing the damaged plane by securing its dismembered right wing to the fuselage with a parachute. Meanwhile, Laura goes swimming in a river near the party’s temporary camp, is almost eaten by an aquatic dinosaur, and runs smack into disenfranchised young caveman Molo [no PhD.]. Molo has just been beaten in a fight for tribe supremacy and chased over a cliff by a mammoth [Mammoths? Dinosaurs? Cavemen? Score two for pseudoscience] and is in an understandably foul mood. He decides that Laura is his and, without waiting to hear her opinions of the matter, drags her to a nearby cave.

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Invaders From Mars

March 1st, 2009 | article by | No Comments »
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Edward L. Alperson Productions [1953] 78′
country: United States
director: WILLIAM CAMERON MENZIES
cast: JIMMY HUNT, HELENA CARTER
cast: ARTHUR FRANZ, MORRIS ANKRUM

When aspiring young astronomer David McLean [Jimmy Hunt] sees a luminous green flying saucer land in the sand pit behind his house, he’s spooked – but that’s peanuts in comparison to the change he sees in his father the next day. Having gone out to investigate David’s sighting in the night, Mr. McLean [Leif Erickson] is cold, aggressive, and not at all the man he was just hours before. What’s more, David spies a strange X-shaped incision on the back of his father’s neck, something he promptly hides once he knows it’s been spotted. Later that morning, David uses his telescope to focus in on the area where he saw the saucer land, only to see his childhood friend Kathy Wilson disappear into the sand. When Kathy’s reappearance coincides with the burning down of her own house, David puts the pieces together – whoever or whatever landed the previous night is changing the people around him, and certainly not for the better.

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