Posts Tagged ‘Action’


Born to Fight

May 13th, 2011 | article by | 1 Comment »
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a.k.a. Nato per combattere
Year:
1989    Runtime: 94′   Director: Bruno Mattei
Writers: Claudio Fragasso  Cinematography: Riccardo Grassetti   Music: Al Festa
Cast: Brent Huff, Mary Stavin, Werner Pochath, John Van Dreelen, Romano Puppo

TV reporter Maryline Kane (Mary Stavin) walks into a bar in Vietnam to hire war hero Sam Wood (Brent Huff) to relive his escape from a Vietnamese prison camp for the camera. At first, Brent isn’t too happy with the idea, but once Maryline has offered him enough money, he decides to take her up on her offer. After a nice little boat trip, Maryline, her two-men camera crew and Sam just happen to witness the execution of an American prisoner escaping from a camp full of prisoners of war. Turns out Maryline knows all about the war prisoner problem in the area, and actually wants Sam’s help in rescuing her father, General Weber (John Van Dreelen), from the prison camp, but thought that whole interview business and going to the place unarmed would make Sam more willing to help. Or dead. Or something.

Anyway, given Sam’s unarmed and unwilling status, the couple (and you know they’ll be one in this sort of movie, because they never agree about anything and hate each other’s guts) has to flee first. There’s also some stuff about Romano Puppo playing another guy who is supposed to buy the general’s way to freedom, but would prefer Kurt (Werner Pochath), the boss of the prison camp who will also turn out to be Sam’s arch enemy, to kill the guy so they can share the money. Which makes as much sense as Maryline hiring Sam to free her father without telling Sam about it, I guess. Plus, further complications because Sam doesn’t like Weber. Let’s just say that shooting and exploding huts – many of the latter without a good reason to explode – will result.

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Ron Howard Action Pack (Eat My Dust / Grand Theft Auto)

May 11th, 2011 | article by | No Comments »
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Eat My Dust – Year: 1976   Company: New World Pictures   Runtime: 88′
Director: Charles B. Griffith   Writer: Charles B. Griffith   Music: David Grisman   Cinematography: Eric Saarinen  Cast: Ron Howard, Christopher Norris, Warren J. Kemmerling, Dave Madden, Brad David, Kathy O’Dare, Clint Howard, Peter Isacksen, Jessica Potter, Charles Howerton, Kedric Wolfe, Rance Howard
Grand Theft Auto – Year: 1977   Company: New World Pictures   Runtime: 84′
Director: Ron Howard   Writers: Ron Howard, Rance Howard   Music: Peter Ivers   Cinematography: Gary Graver   Cast: Ron Howard, Nancy Morgan, Elizabeth Rogers, Barry Cahill, Rance Howard, Paul Linke, Marion Ross, Don Steele, Peter Isacksen, Clint Howard, James Ritz, Hoke Howell, Lew Brown, Ken Lemer
Disc company: Shout! Factory   Video: 480p (1.78:1)   Audio: Dolby Digital 2.0 English   Subtitles: None
Disc: 2 x DVD 9   Release Date: 05/24/2011   Reviewed from a screener provided by Shout! Factory LLC.  Available for pre-order through Amazon.com

It’s finally warming up here in Minneapolis, and Shout! Factory is gearing up for another busy Summer of cult cinema releases.  Leading the charge is The Ron Howard Action Pack – a one-two punch of youthful car chase mayhem due out on the 24th that represents actor, writer and director Ron Howard’s brief but formative career under independent producer extraordinaire Roger Corman.  Shout!’s package is sound, from the new anamorphic film transfers (each occupying its own dual layer DVD) to an extensive collection of supplements, both new and appropriated from earlier editions, but before we get into the details let’s discuss the films themselves.

Made on the heals of more adult car-chase classics like Vanishing Point and Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, 1976′s Eat My Dust is a decidedly juvenile affair, and as concerned with broad and goofy humor as it is high-speed action.  The young trouble-making son (Ron Howard) of a small-town sheriff (Warren J. Kemmerling) bites off more than he can chew when, in a desperate bid to woo local hottie Darlene (Christopher Norris), he steals a championship-winning stock car and takes it for a ride.  Darlene and an ever-increasing bundle of friends and passers by join in on the illegal shenanigans, while dear old dad sends out a fleet of incompetent patrolmen to round up his law-defying son.

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A Fistful of Dollars

April 26th, 2011 | article by | 3 Comments »
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a.k.a.: Per un pugna di dolllari
Year: 1964   Company: Constantin Film Produktion, Jolly Film, Ocean Films   Runtime: 99′
Director: Sergio Leone   Writers: A. Bonzzoni, Victor Andres Catena, Sergio Leone, Jamie Comas Gil
Cinematography: Massimo Dallamano   Music: Ennio Morricone   Cast: Clint Eastwood, Marianne Koch,
Gian Maria Volonte, Wolfgang Lukschy, Sieghardt Rupp, Joseph Egger, Antonio Prieto, Margarita Lozano
Disc company: MGM / 20th Century Fox   Video: 1080p 2.35:1    Audio: DTS-HD MA 5.1 English,
Dolby Digital 1.0 English, Dolby Digital 2.0 Spanish, DTS 5.1 French   Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish, French (Quebec), Portuguese (Brazil), French, Greek, Chinese (traditional), Polish, Portuguese, Chinese (Simplified)
Disc: BD50 (All Region)   Release Date: 03/22/2011   Available as a standalone Target store exclusive, or as part of The Man With No Name Trilogy (with For A Few Dollars More and The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly) released in 2010. For what it’s worth, the Target exclusive edition was demanding a whopping $10 when I picked it up earlier this week – substantially less than the per-film price of the boxed set.

It’s a gray and rainy day here in Wtf-Film land, the sort of dismal conditions that keep slackers like me in bed an extra hour and leave us with want for motivation.  It’s a perfect day for a film – a perfect day for an escape – provided you don’t have to leave home for it.  And what better way is there to escape the drab, dreary confines of a downtown apartment than to take a trip to the bright and sunny American southwest circa the late 1800′s?  None, I say, particularly if that trip is to the American southwest by way of Spain.

A brief history of the Spaghetti Western shows that it was a fledgling wing of the productive Italian film industry leading into 1964, when director Sergio Leone (then known as an assistant director, with 1961′s The Colossus of Rhodes his only directorial credit) and a man named Clint Eastwood (looking to escape the bonds of bit parts and television) burst the genre wide open.  Produced for around $200,000 by a trio of Italian, Spanish, and German companies, A Fistful of Dollars would reap untold profits when initially released in Europe, and make a bona fide star of Eastwood when it reached American shores courtesy of United Artists in 1967.  The film’s influence can be counted in credits alone – the IMDB cites just two 1963 productions as Spaghetti Westerns, while listing no fewer than forty for the year of 1967 alone.

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357 Magnum

April 22nd, 2011 | article by | No Comments »
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Year: 1979    Runtime: 88′   Director: Rubén Galindo
Writers: Rubén Galindo, Carlos Valdemar  Cinematography: Miguel Araña
Music: Manuel Esperón, Pedro Galindo   Cast: Mario Almada, Fernando Almada,
Ursula Prats, Roger Cudney, Carlos León, Jeanette Mass

(Don’t be like an IMDB reviewer and confuse this with any of the other movies of this or a slightly different name!)

The members of the improbably named “Brigade 357 Magnum” of the police are disturbing the work of a syndicate of weapons and drugs dealers only known as The Organization with a half successful raid on an arms deal with a Communist revolutionary group from a Central American country (whose boss, as we’ll later see, goes for classic Castro chic). The Organization is not pleased at all, so the whole gang – boss, favourite moll and all – stuff themselves into two cars and shoot Tony Murillo, the leading cop of the operation, his wife and his little daughter.

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Super

April 18th, 2011 | article by | No Comments »
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Year: 2011   Company: IFC Midnight   Runtime: 96′
Director: James Gunn   Writer: James Gunn   Cinematography: Steve Gainer
Music: Tyler Bates   Cast: Rainn Wilson, Ellen Page, Liv Tylaer, Kevin Bacon, Nathan Fillion,  Michael Rooker,
Andre Royo, Sean Gunn, Stephen Blackehart, Don Mac, Linda Cardellini, Rob Zombie, Lloyd Kaufman
Currently available ‘On Demand’ and out in limited theatrical release through IFC Films – see it at Minneapolis’ own Lagoon Cinema.

It’s difficult to know where to begin in speaking of James Gunn’s Super, the tale of a humble man who turns crime-fighting vigilante after his wife falls for a local drug kingpin.  The simplicity of the story belies the extravagant absurdity of the thing, which may just be the strangest film in American cinemas today.  Super is gruesomely violent, raucously funny, frequently tasteless and unexpectedly touching fare, and an all-out assault on audience expectations.

Though advertised as an action comedy, Super could perhaps best be described as the portrait of an unstable mind.  Frank D’Arbo (Rainn Wilson, exceptional in his most substantial film role to date) is the would-be hero of the story, a short-order cook in a grimy diner whose marriage to a recovering substance abuser (Liv Tyler) is on the rocks.  When his wife falls for the drug-fueled lifestyle of crime lord Jacques (Kevin Bacon) it’s just another in a lifetime of disappointments for Frank.  The police prove to be of no assistance and Frank’s own efforts to curtail his wife’s downward spiral fail, leaving him at a total loss for what to do…

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Action Packed Double Feature (Dirty Mary Crazy Larry / Race With the Devil)

April 5th, 2011 | article by | 3 Comments »
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Dirty Mary Crazy Larry – Year: 1974   Company: 20th Century Fox   Runtime: 93′
Director: John Hough   Writers: Leigh Chapman, Antonio Santean, James H. Nicholson, Richard Unekis
Cast: Peter Fonda, Susan George, Adam Roarke, Vic Morror, Kenneth Tobey, Roddy McDowall, Eugene Daniels
Race With the Devil – Year: 1975   Company: 20th Century Fox   Runtime: 88′
Director: Jack Starrett   Writers: Lee Frost, Wes Bishop   Music: Leonard Rosenman
Cast: Peter Fonda, Warren Oates, Loretta Swit, Lara Parker, R.G. Armstrong, Clay Tanner, Carol Blodgett
Disc company: Shout! Factory   Video: 480p (1.85:1)   Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 English (DMCL only),
Dolby Digital 2.0 English (DMCL and RWTD)   Subtitles: None   Disc: 2 x DVD 9   Release Date: 04/12/2011
Product link: Amazon.com Reviewed from a screener provided by Shout! Factory LLC.

Loosely adapted from the novel The Chase (also published under the titles Pursuit and Dirty Mary Crazy Larry) by Richard Unekis, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry follows the exploits of aspiring NASCAR driver Larry and mechanic Deke who, tired of killing time in the amateur racing circuit, decide to take an illegal shortcut to fame and fortune.  The plan is simple: hit a rural grocery store on the morning of their cash delivery and escape into a maze of road and exits to the south.  The robbery goes off with nary a hitch, with threats against the store manager’s family ensuring that the would-be racers have ample time to escape.

Deke and Larry think of everything – everything, that is, except Mary, Larry’s headstrong one night stand from the evening before the robbery.  Looking for a bit of excitement in her dull life, Mary insinuates herself into the duo’s escape, proving to be as much a challenge to the success of the operation as grizzled cop Vic Morrow and his army of highway patrolmen.

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Georgia Peaches / The Great Texas Dynamite Chase / Smokey Bites the Dust

March 30th, 2011 | article by | No Comments »
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Georgia Peaches – Year: 1980   Company: New World Pictures   Runtime: 96′
Director: Daniel Haller   Writers: Mick Benderoth, Mote Stettin, William Hjortsberg, Lois Luger
Cast: Dirk Benedict, Tanya Tucker, Terri Nunn, Lane Smith, Sally Kirkland, Dennis Patrick, David Hayward
The Great Texas Dynamite Chase – Year: 1977   Company: New World Pictures   Runtime: 90′
Director: Michael Pressman   Writers: David Kirkpatrick, Mark Rosin
Cast: Claudia Jennings, Jocelyn Jones, Johnny Crawford, Tara Strohmeler, Miles Watkins, Nancy Bieler
Smokey Bites the Dust – Year: 1981   Company: New World Pictures   Runtime: 87′
Director: Charles B. Griffith   Writers: Max Apple, Brian Williams
Cast: Jimmy McNichol, Janet Julian, Walter Barnes, John Blyth Barrymore, Robert Beecher, Mel Welles
Disc company: Shout! Factory   Video: 480p (1.78:1), 480i (4:3)   Audio: Dolby Digital 2.0 English
Subtitles: None   Disc: 1 x DVD5 / 1 x DVD9   Release Date: 04/05/2011   Product link: Amazon.com
Reviewed from a screener provided by Shout! Factory LLC.

Shout! Factory is at it again, pushing my exploitation buttons with another bargain-priced cult film package.  This time it’s a whopping triple-bill collection of New World actioners revolving around that staple of the genre – explosive car chases.

Lt. Starbuck turns back country whiskey runner for 1980′s Georgia Peaches, a semi-serious made for TV car chase and criminal comedy originally produced with the possibility of a television series in mind. Georgia Peaches follows ‘shine runner Dusty and his friends, mechanic Sue Lynn (Berlin’s Terri Nunn) and singer Lorette (real-life country singer Tanya Tucker), as they are blackmailed into investigating a bootleg cigarette operation and forced into action against a southern crime syndicate headed by ice cold Sally Kirkland.

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The Troll Hunter

March 23rd, 2011 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a.: Trolljegeren
Year:
2010   Company: Filmkameratene A/S   Runtime: 99′
Director: André Øvredal   Writer: André Øvredal   Cinematography: Hallvard Bræin
Music: Alan Wilson   Cast: Otto Jespersen, Glenn Erland Tosterud, Johanna Mørck, Tomas Alf Larsen,
Urmila Berg-Domaas, Hans Morten Hansen, Robert Stoltenberg, Knut Nærum, Erik Bech,
Inge Erik Henjesand, Tom Jørgensen, Benedicte Aubert Ringnes, Magne Skjævesland
Coming to US theatres (June 2011) and on demand (May 2011) through Magnet Releasing.
Currently available on Region B Blu-ray and Region 2 DVD in Norway:
Platekompaniet.no

There are plenty who would say that the found footage genre has worn out its welcome over the course of the past decade, and I’m in no position to argue otherwise.  Much of the effectiveness of the format relies on its inherent verisimilitude, but after all of the shaky-cam horrors of the past few years (Cloverfield, Paranormal Activity 1 and 2, REC 1 and 2, Quarantine, and Diary of the Dead, to name a few) there’s little denying that the format has become just as transparent as any other.  The Troll Hunter may not do much to change that fact, but that doesn’t mean this comparatively light-hearted Norwegian monster romp isn’t a whole lot of fun.

The Troll Hunter owes at least a small debt to 1999′s The Blair Witch Project, the found footage blockbuster that, while far from the first, served as the catalyst for the current trend.  Both films find a group of aspiring college documentarians investigating an aspect of local folklore and feature plenty of footage of those same documentarians running from unseen somethings in the woods.  The Troll Hunter improves upon the Blair Witch formula through superior dramatics (which rest almost entirely on the shoulders of controversial comedian Otto Jespersen, who plays the title role) and a desire to entertain its audience with more than just a succession of cheap scares.  Of course The Troll Hunter also has trolls, and what’s more, it isn’t afraid to use them.

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Robo Vampire

March 21st, 2011 | article by | 2 Comments »
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Year: 1988   Company: Filmark International Ltd.   Runtime: 90′
Director: Charles Lee   Writers: William Palmer   Cinematography: Anthony Mang
Music: Alan Wilson   Cast: Robin Mackay, Nian Watts, Harry Miles, Joe Browne, Nick Norman,
George Tripos, David Borg, Diana Byrne, Alan Drury, Ernst Mausser, Sorapong Chatree
Available on OOP DVD from BCI / Eclipse. Product link: Amazon.com

Confession time.  I’ve been slacking off on my Wtf-Film duties as of late, content with letting the movies come to me by way of screeners or the odd pre-order.  That’s not to say that I haven’t covered some good stuff, with Phenomena and The Beyond arriving from Arrow Video or Shout! Factory’s latest MST3K box, but all of those properties fell right into my lap (or mailbox, rather).  The simple sad fact of the matter is that I’ve been lazy, satisfied to bask in the relative comfort of review discs while this site’s purpose fades into the ether.

Well no more, I say!  I long for that elusive high, the blissful intoxication of chancing upon a film of mind-altering strangeness.  It’s high time that the hunt was on again, and I’ll be damned if today’s find didn’t get the dopamine a-flowing.

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 XX

March 3rd, 2011 | article by | 2 Comments »
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Experiments: Project Moonbase, Master Ninja I, Master Ninja II, The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
Disc company: Shout! Factory   Video: NTSC 4:3 / 16:9   Audio: Dolby Digital 2.0 English
Subtitles: none   Discs: DVD5 (3) DVD9 (1)   Release Date: 03/08/2011   Product link: ShoutFactory.com
MST3K XX is reviewed here from a screener provided by Shout! Factory.

I’ve not counted myself among the MST3K faithful for years now, having been recently possessed by a more analytical appreciation of “bad” cinema.  That said, I’ve always had a soft spot for original host and series creator Joel Hodgson, and this latest 4-episode DVD boxed set from Shout! Factory acts as an all-in-one history of his half-decade turn as space-bound test subject Joel Robinson.  This is classic MST3K through and through, and enough to tempt this reviewer back into the fray.

MST3K XX‘s four episodes span three seasons: Project Moonbase from season 1, The Magic Voyage of Sinbad from season 5, and Master Ninja I and Master Ninja II from season 3.  Project Moonbase has its own historic significance, being from the first official season, and The Magic Voyage of Sinbad, featuring the American bastardization of a Russian fantasy film, is an undisputed classic of the series, the real gems of the collection lie right in between.  For my money season 3, with its focus on Sandy Frank, Bert I. Gordon, and the mighty Miles O’Keeffe, is the best the show ever had, and Master Ninja I and II are just more evidence for my case.

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Rats: Night of Terror

February 18th, 2011 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a. Rats: Notte di Terrore
Year: 1983   Company: Beatrice Film / Imp. Ex. Ci. Nice   Runtime: 96′
Director: Bruno Mattei   Writers: Bruno Mattei, Claudio Fragasso, Herve Piccini
Cinematography: Franco Delli Colli   Music: Luigi Ceccarelli   Cast: Ottavio Dell’Acqua, Geretta Geretta,
Massimo Vanni, Gianni Franco, Ann-Gisel Glass, Jean-Christophe Bretigniere, Fausto Lombardi, Henry Luciani
Available on DVD from Blue Underground. Product link: Amazon.com

A bunch of post-apocalyptic assholes with names like Duke and Taurus stumble into a secret research station decades after the third world war has brought an end to civilization.  Finding no people but plenty of supplies, our intrepid survivors decide to stay the night, only to find themselves trapped by an ever-growing horde of super-intelligent flesh-hungry rats.

This is a monumentally stupid film about monumentally stupid people who do monumentally stupid things and, as a result, die monumentally stupid deaths at the teeny-tiny teeth and claws of superhuman uber-rats.  So monumentally stupid is this film and the events that transpire within it that I found myself to have been quite liberally drooling on myself by the time the end credits rolled (no joke).  Nothing like this has ever happened to me before, but the experience has left me thinking that a review bib might not be so bad an investment.

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Berserker

February 11th, 2011 | article by | No Comments »
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Year: 2001    Runtime: 84′   Director: Paul Matthews
Writer: Paul Matthews    Cinematography: Vincent G. Cox    Music: Mark Thomas
Cast: Kari Wuhrer, Paul Johansson, Craig Sheffer, Patrick Bergin

In the mythical time known as “the credits”, Odin became somewhat dissatisfied with his Valkyrie girlfriend Brunhilda (Kari Wuhrer) and chained her to an altar surrounded by eternal flame. As you do.

Later, in ye olden times of fake facial hair, when everyone (except for Ms Wuhrer) spoke with a British accent, there was trouble among the Vikings. Hetman Thorsson (Patrick Bergin, who had rent to pay) wants to use the very special tribe of the berserkers to unite wherever we’re supposed to be under his rule. Berserkers in this film’s very special mythology are, by the way, possibly cannibalistic warlike yet highly flammable undead wearing dead bears. In a creative interpretation of Nordic lore, berserkers are created by the bite of Valkyries to serve Odin. Valkyries, vampires, same difference; they both glow and glitter, right? Nope, I’m not joking about the glowing; to my mind Berserker is now the most probable candidate for inspiring the Twilight franchise.

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Bay Rong

February 3rd, 2011 | article by | No Comments »
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a.k.a.: Clash
Year: 2009    Runtime: 98′   Director: Johnny Nguyen
Writers: Johnny Nguyen    Cinematography: Dominic Pereira    Music: Christopher Wong and various long-dead Europeans
Cast: Thanh Van Ngo, Johnny Nguyen, Lam Minh Thang, Hoang Phuc Nguyen

Trinh (Thanh Van Ngo) has been working as an assassin and girl for every opportunity under the codename “Phoenix” for a shadowy gangster-type with connections in the grey areas between espionage and crime known as Black Dragon (Hoang Phuc Nguyen) since she was a teenager. Not that she ever had much of a choice in the matter. Black Dragon ”rescued” her out of slavery as a prostitute in Cambodia and made her what she is now. Plus, he is keeping Trinh’s daughter hidden away somewhere as a very convincing argument for the woman’s loyalty.

Still, her life is getting to Trinh, and she only wants out and start a less violent existence somewhere with her daughter. Black Dragon even seems willing to grant Trinh her wish, there are just a tiny handful of missions she has to finish for him first.

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Battle Royale

January 13th, 2011 | article by | No Comments »
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Year: 2000   Company: Toei Company, Ltd.   Runtime: 114′ / 122′
Director: Kinji Fukasaku   Writer: Kenta Fukasaku (from the novel by Koushun Takami)
Cinematography: Katsumi Yanagijima   Music: Masamichi Amano  Cast: Tatsuya Fujiwara, Aki Maeda,
Taro Yamamoto, Chiaki Kuriyama, Sosuke Takaoka, Takashi Tsukamoto, Yukihiro Kotani, Eri Ishikawa,
Sayaka Kamiya, Aki Inoue,  Takayo Mimura, Yutaka Shimada, Masanobo Ando, “Beat” Takeshi Kitano
Disc company: Arrow Video   Video: 1080p 1.78:1    Audio: DTS-HD Master 5.1 Japanese,
Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Japanese   Subtitles: English   Disc: BD50 (All Region x2) DVD5 (Region 0 PAL, x1)
Release Date: 12/13/2010   The Limited Edition 3-disc package, numbering only 10,000, has already sold out at most
retail locations, but can still be purchased (for now) through Arrow Video.  The Special Edition 3-disc Blu-ray
edition, in Arrow’s standard packaging (multiple covers, cardboard slipcase) is up for pre-order at Amazon.co.uk

Be sure to visit the Cult-Labs forums to have your say on this and future Arrow Video releases

Today's lesson is...Under the pretense of a leaving on a school trip, a class of forty-two 9th grade students is drafted into the Battle Royale program – the Japanese government’s response to an exploding youth crime rate in a time of recession and social unrest.  The children are forced to fight for their lives against their own desperate classmates, each of which has been given a survival kit complete with its own unique weapon (such varied items as axes, swords, machine guns and pot lids).  If a sole survivor has not emerged within three days then the battle is forfeit, and everyone dies.

At the center of the action are Shuya Nanahara (Fujiwara) and his crush, Noriko (Maeda), who form a shaky alliance with 18-year-old transfer student Kawada (Yamamoto) in a desperate bid for survival.  The winner of an earlier Battle Royale himself, Kawada claims to know a secret means of escaping the game alive – a secret he promises to share with Noriko and Nanahara should they be the last children standing…

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Godzilla vs. Megalon

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Origintal Title: Gojira tai Megaro Year: 1973   Company: Toho Co. Ltd.   Runtime: 81′
Director: Jun Fukuda   Screenplay: Jun Fukuda   Story: Takeshi Kimura, Shinichi Sekizawa
Cinematography: Yuzuru Aizawa   Music: Riichiro Manabe   SPFX Director: Teruyoshi Nakano
Cast: Katsuhiko Sasaki, Hiroyuki Kawase, Yutaka Hayashi, Robert Dunham, Kotaro Tomita,
Wolf Otsuki, Shinji Tatagi, Hideto Odachi, Tsugutoshi Komada, Kenpachiro Satsuma

I’ve never been known for having my finger on the pulse of good taste, so I suppose it’s only to be expected that one of the (and perhaps the) most universally reviled of all Toho Company’s beloved Godzilla franchise would also happen to be one of my personal favorites.  The first of the series to be released domestically through Cinema Shares and the only of them to retain its original Toho-given English title*, Godzilla vs. Megalon was a staple of UHF television programming in my youth – I can at least claim to have come by my bias naturally.

It seems important to note that Godzilla vs. Megalon initially had nothing to do with Godzilla at all.  Toho had conceived the project as the solo debut of the robot Jet Jaguar (the result of a creative children’s contest held by the company the year before), a concept they abandoned out of fear that the new character would be unable to carry a feature all his own.  The shooting schedule was eventually slashed to a mere three weeks and the screenplay altered to include both Godzilla (in his first new suit since 1968) and his previous foe Gigan.  Whether or not Toho’s scheming worked is difficult to assess, but one thing is for certain – Godzilla fought Megalon to the lowest audience turnout ever seen for the franchise up to that point**.

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