dir. Richard Lester
1969 / United Artists / 91′
written by John Antrobus and Charles Wood
from a play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus
director of photography David Watkin
music by Ken Thorne
starring Rita Tushingham, Sir Ralph Richardson, Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Spike Milligan, Michael Hordern, Marty Feldman, Richard Warwick, Arthur Lowe, Mona Washbourne, Roy Kinnear, Dandy Nichols and Frank Thornton
The Bed Sitting Room is presently available both as an out of print standalone Blu-ray and a Blu-ray / DVD combo pack from the British Film Institute
One of the strangest productions ever to be made for the mainstream market, Richard Lester’s film version of The Bed Sitting Room (adapted from a popular play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus) is a cynical and nonsensical post-apocalyptic black comedy that refuses to be classified no matter how many adjectives one throws at it. Withheld from release for over a year by backers United Artists, the film was a tremendous flop when it ultimately reached cinemas in early 1970. Neither its contemporary critics nor audiences seemed able to reconcile its bleak subject matter and sardonic tone with its more farcical sensibilities, and it has lost none of its capacity to confound in the forty-plus years since.
Detailing the narrative would here be useless - The Bed Sitting Room is less a cogent story than an absurd documentary on life in London three years after a brief nuclear “misunderstanding” has leveled it to the ground. The Royal Army, the General Post Office (Spike Milligan), the electric company and even the Church have been reduced to single entities under the dictatorial auspices of the Inspector (Peter Cook), who patrols the skies by balloon-powered-car, at his side the combined remaining forces of Scotland Yard – a bowler-hatted sergeant (Dudley Moore) and a lone bobby. The BBC (Frank Thornton) roams the countryside in the remaining third of a tuxedo, presenting “the last news” from within the hollowed remnants of television sets, concluding broadcasts with the singing of “God Save Mrs. Ethel Shroake, of 393A High Street, Leytonstone” in honor of the Queen’s surviving charlady, the closest to royalty bombed-out England has to offer.
In the presence of intense radioactive contamination nighttime glows and atomic mutation has become the order of the day, with people finding themselves transformed into various animals and furniture. Lord Fortnum of Alamein (the great Sir Ralph Richardson, “Stop, in the name of the Lord!”) provides the eponymous accommodation, devolving into a bedsitter at 29 Cul-De-Sac Place, Paddington, and suddenly faced with the existential threat of renters (“Quick, put a card in the window! No coloureds, no children and definitely no coloured children!”). The Lord soon finds himself occupied and facing imminent demolition by the Inspector – “We don’t want to stop in one place long enough for the enemy to have another chance at us, do we sir?”
Things take a turn for Eraserhead by way of Monty Python’s Flying Circus when young Penelope (Rita Tushingham), her doting Mother and Father, and dense love interest Allan (Richard Warwick) emerge from the Underground in search of a nurse (Marty Feldman) – Penelope is pregnant with a monster, and nine months overdue. Along the way she finds herself forced into an arranged marriage to the impotent Bules Martin (Michael Hordern) while Father, slowly turning into a parrot, is measured (22 inches) for the Prime Ministership. Mother becomes an armoire. Penelope and Allan’s child, an unseen screeching thing in a bowling bag, is eventually delivered, and the radiation levels steadily rise…
The Bed Sitting Room is undeniably a comedy, and often a very funny one at that, complete with a pie-to-the-face, surreal sight gags (a man having a hair cut offered an image of another man’s head instead of a mirror by which to check progress) and that quintessential English wit (“It’s the latest early warning hat,” says Lord Fortnum, with a miniature radar dish spinning atop his head, “Gives you that extra four minutes in bed.” “I never wore a hat in bed,” responds the BBC. “I’ve been a Catholic person for a long time now.”), but the current running through it all is as bleak as its landscapes of rusted-out cars, sludge, and shattered pottery and glass. Three years after total nuclear holocaust the handful of survivors have settled back into a bizarre but usual state of affairs because they’re too stupid to do anything else, willfully ignoring the horror that surrounds them in favor of tuning into years-old BBC news on their empty television boxes. Stupidity, as history, seems doomed to repeat itself, and the proverbial light at the end of The Bed Sitting Room is the grimmest detail of all. Like Dr. Stranglove and its “mineshaft gap”, The Bed Sitting Room suggests an inevitable cycle of pointless conflict, concluding with the arrival of a bomb by post and the BBC’s triumphant announcement that England is, once again, a “first-class nuclear power.”
Beyond its proclivities for the cynical and the bizarre The Bed Sitting Room is also tremendously produced show, and highly recommendable on the virtues of its imagery alone. Filmed at unexpected scale in vast industrial locations, the picture’s landscapes are both beautiful and haunting, possessed of that indefinable stuff one expects to find only in dreams. The sum experience of it all is quite unique and unforgettable, and buoyed by the choice talent operating both before and behind the camera. The potential for cult appeal on that last count alone is staggering. What else can I say? There’s no other film quite like The Bed Sitting Room, making it all the easier a recommendation from me.
Blu-ray details:
released May 25, 2009 by the British Film Institute
disc: dual layer BD-50 | Region B (locked)
video: 1080p | AVC | 1.85:1
audio: 24-bit LPCM 2.0 monophonic English
subtitles: English SDH
supplements: archival interviews with Spike Milligan, Peter Cook and Richard Lester, original theatrical trailer, 25-page booklet of liner notes
note: The above details pertain to the original and now out of print stand-alone Blu-ray issued by BFI in May of 2009. The Bed Sitting Room was more recently reissued as a DVD/Blu-ray combo pack, the contents of which should be exactly the same.
A proper home video release of The Bed Sitting Room has been a long time coming, and if memory serves, this BFI edition from 2009 marks the first time ever that the film has been made officially available (its finally been made available here in the US as well, though only as part of MGM’s manufactured-on-demand DVD-R program).
Sourced from a high definition master prepared by MGM (who have broadcast the same on their MGMHD channel from time to time) with further work done by BFI to improve upon the image, The Bed Sitting Room looks about as good as one might expect in its Blu-ray debut. The image is presented in 1080p at the original aspect ratio of 1.85:1 with a healthy AVC encode that keeps any obtrusive digital deficiencies well at bay – the worst I noticed was some minor banding during one of the color-filtered scenes (sampled in the tenth screenshot below, and more obvious in motion). Detail is only moderate but feels wholly appropriate to the original photography, as does the often muted color (see the ninth shot below for a great exception), and contrast seems at source-accurate levels throughout. There is some minor damage to contend with, including minor dirt and speckling and some larger scratching, and a few instances (beyond the usual fades and opticals) where the overall quality takes a dive, but nothing really untoward. All in all I’d say that this is a very good presentation for the film in question, and those with proper expectations for this modestly-budgeted 40-year old production should be very pleased.
Screenshots were captured as full resolution .png in VLC and compressed to .jpg at a quality setting of 97% using the ImageMagick command line tool.
Audio is presented via a respectable uncompressed 24-bit LPCM 2.0 track (mono) in the original English. Nothing stands out as sounding especially astounding, though I suspect that’s just as it should be for this recording, and the dialogue, sound effects and occasional music are all well-rendered and legible. BFI have gone above and beyond on the subtitle front, providing optional English SDH subtitles not only for the feature, but for the supplements as well – including the 3 minute theatrical trailer. Good stuff!
Extras are limited with regards to film-specific content, but BFI have provided a trio of excellent archival interviews (all sourced from film in HD) conducted by Bernard Braden with some of the film’s key players discussing other subjects – Spike Milligan, actor and co-author of the source play (44 minutes), star Peter Cook (32 minutes), and director Richard Lester (20 minutes). BFI now owns the complete collection of the previously unreleased interview material produced by Braden and his wife Barbara Kelly between 1967-68, totaling some 330 interviews in all, and the chosen subjects make for a wonderful inclusion here. The original theatrical trailer (3 minutes, HD), which is honestly pretty awful, is also included. Perhaps the best of the supplements, particularly with regards to the The Bed Sitting Room itself, is the accompanying illustrated 25-page booklet, which is highlighted by a lovely essay on the film by BFI’s own Michael Brooke.
While the region-coding issue (this disc is Region B-locked all the way) will no doubt deter some, those fans with the appropriate capabilities owe it to themselves to pick this up. The Bed Sitting Room is still an inimitable one-of-a-kind experience, and BFI’s new dual-format package is even more cost effective ($23, shipping included, through Amazon.co.uk at present) than the original stand-alone Blu-ray. Recommended!


























































































































































































